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i like seals and i like slugcats 🙂🙂🙂 best of both worlds

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"what you don't understand is that the us is so big that-" damn that's crazy. how'd it get like that.

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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

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woawoawoawoawoawoah let's hold off on that interaction there, pal. can't help but notice those feedist posts and reblogged nudes of fat people who aren't f-cup single-chin small waisted size 10s on your page. you aren't some kind of fetishist, are you? 🤨 look idk what you do in your freak pervert circles, but around these parts, we love/tolerate fat people in spite of their bodies. give them too much encouragement and they stop being good obedient lays feel objectified, you see.

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I fucking hate that the general response to RFK Jr's eugenist take on autistic people is "autistic people do pay taxes, autistic people do work, autistic people do date!"

Some autistic people don't and that shouldn't make them less worthy of life. Some autistic people do need constant help and support and that shouldn't make them less worthy of life.

Once again we're falling in the right wing trap of :

They make a hateful, fascist statement

Instead of focusing on the fact that it is hateful and fascist we try to show them that they are factually wrong

We throw our own allies and the most vulnerable of us under the bus in the process

We legitimise an only slightly less hateful, fascist view as we go

They have completed their goal of making us accept the still hateful, fascist second version, hurrah. What a victory.

Right now what we're getting to with that is that autistic people who can work and pay taxes are okay, and the others aren't. Fuck this shit.

Same thing happens with the people who are being deported ("they have a visa!", "they didn't even have a criminal record!" -> even if they didn't have a visa, even if they did have a criminal record, deporting them and detaining them in what's essentially a concentration camp wouldn't be okay, you absolute tools of fascism.)

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Anyways

(Mafalda art by @mecha-art )

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Soldier uniforms are perfect for ripping off of a guy before forcefully dressing him up in a frilly dress

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*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

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reblog to pet his bald head

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girl who has something deeply wrong with her: I wish I had something wrong with me for real because at least then I'd have an excuse for everything wrong with me

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I never watched BBC Sherlock or engaged in the fandom and being into original Sherlock Holmes in the year 2024 feels like frolicking in a meadow that’s grown up over a battlefield. Occasionally a war weary veteran with shadows in their eyes will find me. “Don’t you know what happened in this place?” they ask me. “I literally don’t,” I reply, and go back to drawing guys from 1895.

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sleeping good as fuck tonight knowing an omnipotent god AI is going to torture a simulation of me for all eternity. that bitch aint me!!!

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girls in suits. pull her around by her tie like its a leash

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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funfact: most objectgirls are actually dead princesses possessing their most beloved doll or plush

the lucky ones even get to retain their title!

the really lucky ones get passed around by the maids and knights 24/7

good princesses get executed

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bidoof’s law #2: suck my fucking dick

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