presidentalpaca
presidentalpaca
Meme magic keeps us all strong, thank you Sonic
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presidentalpaca · 2 days ago
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BOUND (1996)
directed and written by Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski
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presidentalpaca · 2 days ago
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hot topic website circa 2003.
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presidentalpaca · 4 days ago
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From a little zine I made :)
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presidentalpaca · 4 days ago
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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon
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presidentalpaca · 4 days ago
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When you give someone a gift and they open it in front of you:
Do you enjoy watching?
AND
How do you want them to react if they don't like it?
- I love it AND I want them to be honest
- I love it AND I want them to pretend to like it
- I love it AND I don't care how they react
- No preference AND I want them to be honest
- No preference AND I want them to pretend to like it
- No preference AND I don't care how they react
- I hate it AND I want them to be honest
- I hate it AND I want them to pretend to like it
- I hate it AND I don't care how they react
- Nuance/Results
*If it depends who you give the gift to, pick the option that best fits how you normally feel in this situation*
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presidentalpaca · 4 days ago
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Jayme Lawson as Pearline in SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
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presidentalpaca · 4 days ago
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Anon who submitted the poll about showering and long hair on the wall disregard the other one I worded it wrong do this instead
People with long hair who shower, do you put your hair on the wall to throw away later?
Yes, I was taught this
Yes, I figured it out to stop the drain from clogging
No, but I’ve heard of this
No, and I’ve never heard of this
Bald/Don’t Shower/Results
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presidentalpaca · 4 days ago
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When writing professional/work emails, how much small talk/niceties are common where you live?
None, immediately get to the point
Some phrase like ''I hope this email finds you well''
Minimal, like ''How are you?'' but no answer to those questions is expected
Engaging in actual small talk, like ''How was your weekend? How is your family?'' +answers
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presidentalpaca · 4 days ago
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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests
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COMMUNITY 3.04 Remedial Chaos Theory
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presidentalpaca · 4 days ago
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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You could never please me as he could.
NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers
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presidentalpaca · 4 days ago
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Population per capita in each U.S.A. state.
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if i wrote wicked elphaba would have accused glinda of having no heart, no brain, and no courage
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Handsome
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