presidentmic - Tumblr blog

[presidentmic]

nedzu: i thought about your request and i happily would like to announce that there will be a UA talent show now!

present mic, patting nedzus head: thank you so much, mr.nedzu! ur such a good boy!!!

nedzu: say that again and you wont have the entirety of your right arm

present mic: h

[presidentmic]

Yeah I love eating at

And

[presidentmic]

this is incredibly cursed

[presidentmic]

The BnHA Villains, better known as the Legue of Stain factkins

[presidentmic]

It’d be rather jarring a first, but Hizashi and I have worked together long enough to get a good grasp on how we utilize our quirks. Yelling is tiring, though…

@girlsareprettyneat

[presidentmic]

aizawa shouta hates the world and his method of punishing it is keeping present mic alive as long as possible

[presidentmic]

Shouji, looking at everyone’s dorm rooms: Damn, bitch you live like this?

[presidentmic]

can u imagine being aizawa and you end up kinda making friends with this tensei guy when youre in high school and this tensei kid has this baby brother that you see sometimes but don’t really pay attention to. it’s just like this tiny baby and it can’t really do anything. and then 15 years later you somehow become a teacher and in your new class is this tiny baby except now he’s nearly fully grown and almost as tall as you and he looks almost exactly like his brother did in high school. imagine how fucking disconcerting that would be.

[presidentmic]

when i first watched bnha i thought that his name was "president mic" and i only realized it was present when i joined the fandom. i was like what fucking trash country is this man the president of????

president of this pussy

[presidentmic]

Iida would give very good hugs. He’s a bit awkward at first, but once he’s a bit more comfortable he’ll give firm and warm hugs. Bonus points for very quick pats on your back.

He does the squeeze hugs as well because he has a big heart and loves his friends.

[presidentmic]

Excited Iida’s texts are vaguely readable.

Theyre usually in caps, almost all the words are misspelled to some degree [since hes typing so fast] and once he’s calmed himself down he then texts again with a more clear version of what he was saying if it wasn’t understood the first time.

Or he just sends a picture of whatever he was talking about [whether or not it’s blurry honestly depends. usually it’s clear, but if he’s Really Feeling It it’s pretty blurry]

[presidentmic]

I love how many people extend present mic’s hero name to like; presentation michael, presentable michael. It’s my favorite thing

[presidentmic]

reminder that mic isn’t just a teacher at UA. hes the head of the english department. somebody gave this guy an entire department to run.

[presidentmic]

Some Autistic Erasermic stim headcannons:

Hizashi

- singing/humming whistling

- loves pudding and jello

- jogging to places for no reason

- listening to music + spinning in a chair= Sensory Heaven.

- eXcItE sCrEaM

- every surface becomes a drumset

- foot tapping

- Wears sunglasses for light sensitivity plus the whole world is yellow.

- cockatiel: *screeches* hizashi: *mimics screeching questioningly* cockatiel: *same screech but more*

- tight hugs and cuddling

- BIG HAND GESTURES

- bounceboubcebouncebounce

SHOUTA

- touching soft things *pet pet*

- jelly pouches and sour candies

- beard stroking/ hair touching

- listening to rythemic noises like rain or low humming or cat purs

- Nice SmellsTM

- lip stroking

- deep pressure

- can’t function without Sleeping Bag Time cuz it feels like a hug

- hot knife videos and likes the ones that melt the most

- paint mixing videos but only pastel ones. Hates “surprise colors” hidden under imposter frosting

- Baggy Clothes

- chewing on pencil eraser when grading papers/doodling

- zzz

[presidentmic]

Mic: I love you

Eraser: what if I had a bowl cut.

Mic: I-

Eraser: *gives him a pic of him as a child*

Mic: *physically shaking*

[presidentmic]

Loud man screeches at children more at 11

[presidentmic]

Because of Present Mic’s vocal range in addition to volume he can and has accidentally attracted wild animals before. The worst incident was a few years back when he tried bring down a glass building to detain a villan with hostages with a high frequency (which did work by the way) which attracted a swarm of brown bats by the thousands and half the block was forced manditory rabies shots.