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isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

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I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

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When it’s 2040 and you discover that your parents accidentally burned down half of California telling people you were a boy:

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[presidentohio]

Mr. Brightside playing from another room The Killers

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Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

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WHAT

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im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

[presidentohio]

the news is bad sometimes

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[presidentohio]

if you get a computer virus just download another one and they’ll kill eachother or maybe they’ll kiss or something