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I can't stop thinking about an alternate reality where ponyplay got more tumblr popular than puppyplay and I could see a million goofy ass posts by people who have never had sex roleplaying domming a horse

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Pour syrup in my wounds i am your pancake

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Dear passengers, to provide a more interesting flight experience we are adding a loop to the runway.

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Polish Barries🔥🔥🔥

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warm moist air comes screaming across the atlantic and wham you're in the soup

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Going back is hipeless now

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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die

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you are a friendly fellow to see around my dashboard :D

just letting you know i appreciate you :))

i appreciate you too mr. tail

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airbus stall alarm 12 hours loop for sleep

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the SWAMP posting has been at a minimum TYLER! what is happening at the SWAMP and why a secret from US!?

i started gatekeeping the swamp because it was getting too popular. swamp posts can be unlocked for a $400 per month fee, or $30 per post, with reblogging privileges for an extra $10

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last night we let the virtual yogurt talk

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YOOOOO FULL PREZ HEAD STICKER OR ICON THINGIES :DDDDD FOR SWORDTAILL VARIANTS HEHE

Finally got this done!

I’ll post design notes for each one (below the cut) (also if you want the separate imgs look below):

NUMBER 1

he’s normal and also George Washington. There’s honestly not much to say.

NUMBER 2

John Adams! He is often displeased and that’s why he’s ANGRYYYYY hehe. I also hate him a lot.

NUMBER 3

imagine he failed at powdering his hair. That’s it.

NUMBER 4

JAMES MADISONNNN! He looks half-dead and also his eyes are kind of neon because I said so.

NUMBER 5

he’s jus feeling good, man :D

NUMBER 6

The cooler Adams! This boy Quincy is epic and cool! Also I gave him a cowlick because it’s my designs and I can do whatever I want.

NUMBER 7

He looks too pleased with himself! But then again, it’s Jackson.

NUMBER 8

Martin Van Buren, the fox of Kinderhook himself! He’s meant to have slight fox resemblance in his hair :D

NUMBER 9

William Henry Harrison, General Mum, SV's presidential pyromaniac :D. He has redder eyes in SV due to me being like, "well, he's got fire."

NUMBER 10

You might be wondering, "why does he look like a pilot?" Well, @presidenttyler is rather into aviation, so why not?

NUMBER 11

Manifest insanity himself! Also got a random cowlick because I said so.

NUMBER 12

Zachary Taylor chomps a cig! He was fond of tobacco IRL, so SV Taylor is big on smoking.

NUMBER 13

Millard Fillmore doesn't look all that crazy, but that's because you haven't seen the fullbody (includes a fishing rod). Not much to say here.

NUMBER 14

Could not resist making him a bit emo.

NUMBER 15

Buchanan had a lazy eye IRL.

NUMBER 16

It's a reference to that vampire hunting thingy, damnit!

NUMBER 17

he has a hairclip because i thought it would be cute and i was right

NUMBER 18

Grant has a bit longer-ish hair in SV because... yes.

NUMBER 19

Hayes! I don't like him. Rutherfraud for real. not much to say here, it's basically IRL.

NUMBER 20

he don't play about numbers and knowledge! Don't worry, he's friendly! Crypt of Garfield is here to roam America and occasionally scare people and also get sought after by statesmen!

NUMBER 21

I think his facial hair is amazing.

NUMBER 22/24

Cleveland's personal life scares me, but I gave him crazy saturated eyes because I thought it would look cool.

NUMBER 23

AAAAA BEN HARRISON! Unlike dear old grandpa, he's more into the ice side of things. His irises are very icy-looking :D

NUMBER 25

MCKINLEY! Not much to say here, basically IRL!

NUMBER 26

He has a lot of swag!

NUMBER 27

I love Taft! favourite scotus fella :D

NUMBER 28

Woodrow Wilson! Uhhhhh let's not talk about his dental hygiene! Also he is a menace in SV, if you've seen my other #wilsonpost posts.

NUMBER 29

HARDING!!!! He reminds me of Obstagoon!

(i'll rb and continue!)

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um, but yeah, so like, that is like, and um, i also think it's something like, most accidents happen on, like, the landing, but then literally a percentage less than that is takeoff.

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*infested with reggaeton spirit* i want to party with girls world wide

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Graham crackers are so stupid good. Thank you to Mr Graham or whoever