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HOW ON EARTH DO YOU EVEN BEAT PRESSURE IVE DONE ALMOST 150 RUNS AND IM BLESSED IF I EVEN GET TO SEBSATIAN MAN

really ticks me off too when I ask for help and I get called a beggar like I’m not asking for you to give me gamepasses or smth just some help would be nice

It’s really a lot of RNG but a few things can help:

Having a flashlight at the very least, scavenge everything; anything could have something of importance, listen out for footsteps that aren’t yours (Wall dwellers) and screaming (Pinkie), be slow with torrents/guns; you don’t have to rush it’ll just make it worse, and you can hide in the vents from stuff.

Hope that helps :0)

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Filler post ig

So is the Pressure fandom still alive or has it died out? Idk cause I don’t interact much other than this account, I just like the game lmao

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Yooo welcome back!! Hope you're doing alright :D

Just saw the posts with the drama, kinda cringing rn about the ask I made, it still pmo a few of the jokes the devs made at the time. Like, bro be careful w what u say, people will literally CRUCIFY u😭😭😭

Uhh anyways, staying on topic about pressure. I really like the sea bunny pass, it's really fun throwing them into the void and at Sebastians face. If I could attach images, I'd send a few of the funny photos I took of them being stuck, like in one of them I managed to get the poor thing stuck in Sebastian's lure thingy??? Yeah, I love them, they are the best part of the update so far 10/10 would recommend sea bunuy:3

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i love pressure but i can never beat the jetsuit evacuation course/firewall grand encounter bc my reaction times aren't good enough and it's making me sad 😭 i used to be so good at beating pressure but now i haven't been able to beat it since the update. ik this is just a skill issue on my part lol but it's kinda frustrating and i'm wondering if anyone else is having issues with it too

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welcome back and all but all the confessions from when everyone was whining about Sebastian being canonically married even though it doesn't affect the game and making shit up abt the devs is such a whiplash from everything being mostly chill now afaik 😭

Yeahhh but I just thought it wouldn’t be fair to not post them, ty for the welcome back tho!!! :0)

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i get really overstimulated when i play with my friends. they dont stop for me to look for a light source since im pretty much partially blind. and dark games dont really help me much

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eyefeststation is so badddddddddd I fucking love her

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The announcer dude in the lobby is HILARIOUS

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I love the graveyard update but why does it have to be so dark.. I've gotten stuck between the graves multiple times bc I couldn't see where I was going (even with my brightness all the way up and simpler graphics) and the gummylight prototype is shittier than the actual gummylight. I know Zeal has said before that they want to make a difficult game and that's the fun of it but y'know, being able to see what you're doing is the bare minimum 😭 but I haven't seen a lot of ppl talking about it so idk if it's just a me thing

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i love pandemonium so much hes so silly if you don't like her because of her minigame that is a SKILL ISSUE go play pandemonium practice games hes actually the best chat i love my evil rotting creature AND her minigame i get genuinely excited whenever i hear him coming uhh moral of the story is pandemonium is awesome and you should give all your money to her

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Not hate but a criticism i have towards the pressure devs

They keep on trying to crowd control the fandom EVEN OUTSIDE OF THE SERVER but turn a blind eye to harassment.

I could care less about the server's rules being what they are because that is a space made by the devs and they are allowed to have their boundaries surrounding it but to try and extend that to Twitter is dumb. They try to crowd control, call out people and shut down entire chats but when it comes to people getting harassed with insults,being degraded and told to kill themselves, getting death and even FUCKING RAPE THREATS over what they did with the goddamn fish,wether that is drawing him differently from how he looks ingame or drawing him with their ocs(looking at you, anon who called the selfshippers "whiny for no reason", they're getting harrassed to hell and back too stfu) the devs do nothing.

I dont expect them to go directly to the people who are doing these things and tell them to quit it i just wish they'd at least TRY to protect their fandom instead of encouraging that behaviour by being silent about it. Like cmooonnn make a fucking statement!! i know that them saying "harrassment isnt okay!" Isnt gonna automatically stop these people, because it didnt stop them when zerum was attacked, but it would show that they at least care that the fans they are oh so grateful about are being mistreated on the discord server (that whole thing a while ago about someone getting absolutely dogpiled because they asked if sebastian would like Tyler the creator while the person who harrassed them was a bigot who had been attacking multiple other people didn't get banned) and on twitter (see the threats i mentioned at the start!)

Some of these people are my friends and it breaks my heart to see them being treated like this over a roblox game. Pressure devs PLEASE do something about the big harrasment problem in your fandom.

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Nothing truly makes me realize I'm an adult with moderate emotional regulation skills than seeing how other people who play Pressure talk about the dev team. Like damn, I'm so glad I have a life and don't give a fuck.

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mr shade anon i made an oc which is his belated 1st wife which he immediately forgot about whos still pissed after....~75 years

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im objectum and have a crush on painter. this is not a joke. he has me in a metaphorical chokehold he is on my hear me out sundae (i dont like cake)

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Deep sea bunnies are sooo cute

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I've been seeing some people get really parasocial towards zerum and her self insert/oc and that is actually SO CREEPY

Maybe they are trying to spread positivity about her but saying they have a "zerum brainrot" and making their ocs have a crush on her + going "omg i need to date her/i have to steal her from sebastian" WHEN SHE HAS SAID THAT IT MAKES HER UNCOMFORTABLE is soooo weird, can this fandom be normal about her for ONE SECOND????

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