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me, to myself: magnus, you are so funny, please don’t die.

me:

me: wait.

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Hello there

Hi!

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FUCK HERRRRR

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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floor 19 listening to music: *cruel summer by taylor swift starts to play*

magnus: oh shit oh fuck oh meinfretr turn it off PLEASE TURN IT OFF

mallory: why?

tj: *realisation* magnus doesn't have his necklace on-

jack, speeding from the pits of muspelheim: OOOOOOOOWOAHWOAHHHHH

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alex and magnus play minecraft

alex: MAGNUS LOOK OUT FOR THE CREEPER-

*creeper blows up*

magnus, who was just trying to build a pretty house: *sobs*

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what color of grapes are your favorite

green grapes. OOOOO they are scrumptious, especially when they’ve been in my freezer so ages and they’re super crisppppppyyyyy. red are also good but green is top tierrrr

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i now need to see some reyna-leo action bro

Unhinged Reyna Hcs

Enough of the organised and put together reyna propaganda! She was a praetor by her early teens?? If Will is insane, goddamnit so is she!

• She functions on caffeine. Literally hates any coffee that isn't sweet enough to knock out a horse but will drink it anyway. If it's coffee, she'll have it, even if she's actively grimacing the whole time.

• Excellent poker face but cannot actually win at cards so she cheats. She learnt this from the pirates and only Jason and Gwen have ever caught her doing it.

• Plays the perfect roman leader but at least 50% of the time, her battle strategy is just "wing it with confidence". Somehow, it works.

• MANIC without sufficient sleep. She is visibly buzzing and her accent is getting more pronounced by the second. All the paperwork for the next month is done and several centurions are hovering nearby because when she crashes, it's gonna be lights out in a matter of seconds, no time to even lie down. Yes, she has hit her head before because of this.

• Her ADHD and autistic ass CANNOT handle an overwhelming workload. Manages it with careful balancing and lots of to do lists, but occasionally Thalia will find her sobbing angrily on the kitchen floor at midnight, covered in post its.

• No one knows where she went for like a month when she was fourteen?? No one. She just randomly disappeared and then basically gaslighted everyone by completely ignoring it when she got back. There are conspiracy theories in New Rome about it.

• Do NOT put her and Leo in a room alone for any length of time. Not even bc they would fight, once Reyna eventually gets to trusting Leo, their combined insane genius is a force to be reckoned with. They are making blueprints for a never-before-seen war machine and no one can even stop them bc it's all in Spanish.

• Hates Latin. Actually hates it. It's too similar to Spanish but with enough differences that she accidentally switches to spanish sometimes and it pisses her off.

I have more but this post is already too long lmao so im gonna stop there. Anyway, make Reyna more insane you cowards.