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Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

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potion that makes you breathe

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me running after my pets to see what’s in their mouths

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you: you know soy is so bad for you it has all this estrogen in it you shouldn’t eat it all the time

me: *shoving an entire pound of tofu in my mouth* that’s real fuckin neato

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doctor: im going to test your reflexes

me: ok, my knee-

doctor: *punches me square in the face*

doctor [writing on clipboard]: not good… not good at all

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In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

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U ever meet a super cool girl and ur like… do I want her to be my best friend or my wife

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Er koldskål ikke lidt en form for kold suppe??

Du ved for meget. - mod Tycho

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I really hope that Love, Simon changes the way we do LGBT movies because I swear to God, every lesbian/wlw movie on netflix is a weird sex drama that involves one woman leaving her man for another woman in passionate sex affair and like???? not relatable???? give me girls who like girls in a dumb romantic comedy, not a melodramatic indie movie. I shouldn’t have to watch a soft porno in order to see two women falling in love.