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Canada: whispers it’s my birth…

America: JUST A REMINDER THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS!!!

Canada: …day

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how my mother works

me: mom i got all A's

mom:

me: mom i cleaned the whole house

mom:

me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant

mom:

mom: is this your cup on the table?

me: yes

mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

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If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer

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I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

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MY LESBIAN GRANDMAS BOUGHT EACH OTHER THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRT FROM MACYS FOR CHRISTMAS IM CRYING

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apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend

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Happy Birthday Richard Rodgers!

Legendary composer Richard Rodgers was born on June 28. Find out more about the composer of such classics as Oklahoma!, The Sound of Music, The King and I, Carousel, Babes in Arms and Pal Joey at PlaybillVault.com.

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Classmate: You like anime? Gosh, why everybody loves this stupid thing?!? 

Me: 

I

JUST 

REALLY

LIKE

THE

GOOD

TOUGHTFUL

STORIES

AND

DEEP

EMOTIONS

…

…

…

(And hot bishes - muttering to myself)

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Full video here.

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what should I put on the pizza I’m going to order?

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the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

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[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

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Same here my dear.

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