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Fuckboy!baekhyun texts!! --- Send requests~

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The fuckboy!xiumin photos that no one asked for 🌺Send requests🌺

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Send requests lmao

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I saw your requests are open and I'm new to your blog. Btw I love the 'dating chanyeol' but I was wondering if you could do another one like it? but what it would be like/include with the person he's dating has a kid(not his but from a previous relationship)? If that's alright. (Btw saw the jongin smut you wrote👌👌👌👌)

Thank you anon, but I'm confused, i didn't write any Jongin smut??

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Dating Chen

-just because he’s your boyf doesnt mean he aint gonna troll you -sometimes you might get mad because of his pranks -he’ll gain your forgiveness faster than you can say chogiwa -he’d kiss you until you forgave him -which would probably turn into an intense makeout session -ass grabbing at all times -this boy would be so touchy omfg -sometimes it wont even be sexual -while you two cuddle he would just rub your arm just so he can feel you there with him -WHINEY BABY -WAeEEEeEEEeYO? -hes the type to not stop whining till you give him a kiss -hes such a happy and energetic person and his personality would rub off on you too -he’d be such a gentleman -you guys could date for 5 years and he’d still open doors for you and take you on fancy dates -he’d love getting you cute little gifts -he’ll see something while browsing and he’ll be like “YES I NEED TO GET THIS FOR MY JAGI!” -he'd be so loving and caring honestly - he'll cook for you when your sick - will constantly lend you his jacket - the boys might tease him because hes squishy for you - he won't care, he'll be even more squishy with you when theyre around so he can make them feel awkward - i see him as a really understanding boyfriend - it would take a lot to make him jealous - just because he trusts you so much, he knows you wouldn't do anything - high note battles - which ends up with you guys making noises no human should ever make -he would take you on all sorts of dates - from casual coffee dates to a day at an amusement park -sometimes you guys will just stay in, order a pizza and cuddle - and those are the best nights because its just you two spending time with eachother -he'd always keep you in the loop -would constantly send you updates on tour and would always tell you how much he missed you -because of his schedules you may not see him for weeks -but when you finally see him he makes it all better

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ITS EXO-L SELCA DAY❤️❤️❤️

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Hello💕 I really loved your dating them would include posts! They are so cute, I was wondering if you could do Luhan next??😊

Hi, thank you so much!! i did the Luhan one. I hope its okay haha x

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Dating Luhan

-Where do i even start with this boyyy -will try to show off his ‘manliness’ 24/7 -he’ll see you struggling to carry something heavy and be like: “don’t worry babe, i got you” -even though he flaunts his manliness all the time all you do is swoon BECAUSE HES SO FREAKING PRETTY -sometimes you would just look at his face and squeal bc omfg did i mention how pretty he is? -he would get embarrassed whenever you compliment him -you call him cute and his reaction will always be “no im manly!” -and he pretends to be annoyed but on the inside he dies a little because his girl is complimenting -he would eventually give up on saying that hes not cute to you and wouldnt bother arguing back -only you can call him cute. Anyone else? No way -we know he loves football/soccer -he’d probably be a bit shy at first asking you to watch a game with him -his eyes would light up when you say yes because now he can have his two favourite things at once!! -you and soccer!! -you may not be into soccer but you put up with it because you love seeing the happiness in his eyes as he spends time with you while watching a game -pda!! -he would always have his arm around your waist or he would hold your hand whenever you guys go out -he wouldn’t be ashamed to show you off -he would post pictures on weibo and instagram all the time -we know luhan isnt afraid to tell crazy ass fans to pipe down -when 'fans’ sent you hate for dating him he would always be there for you and hold you in his arms -bubble tea dates -he would actually die everytime you wear his stuff -'im manly’ he says as he coos at his girlfriend wearing his clothes -sometimes he just does things that make you want to crawl in a hole and never see light again -“please stop whipping, Han, i’m trying to do some work” -you’ll never forget his face when you “blew his flute” for the first time -you’d have so many laughs and cute moments when dating this pretty little goofball

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To my fav tao stan

@chanxings-gizibe Tol unnie!! I hope u have a happy new year!! Im very very glad to have met such a lovely friend and i had no idea when i first messaged u i would befriend such a lovely unnie(even though u stan tao) I hate how you got me saying unnie unironically but its ok bc i love u xoxo I hope we have lots of fun timez in 2017!!! Stay smelly xxx Ur fav baekhyun stan x

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Someone said they wanted fuckboy exo but that was too vague and im not making it for each member so i did just suho

So have some fuckboi suho

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Master list

Dating:

Baekhyun Sehun Chanyeol Chen Luhan

Snaps:

Luhan: Fuckboy!Luhan Boyfriend!Luhan

Suho Fuckboy!Suho

Baekhyun: Boyfriend!Baekhyun

Chanyeol: Christmas shopping

Sehun: Fuckboy!Sehun Pt1 Pt2

Texts

Suho Pidgey lover

Chanyeol Pokemon Go at 3am Let's get over language barriers

Sehun The day after

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Dating chanyeol

I plan to make these for all the boys. If you want a certain member next, feel free to message me. -we all know yeol stays up till ungodly hours -facetiming with him at these hours -you won’t even realise youve stayed up so late because your calls are so cute - sometimes you have to nag him to go to sleep because you worry for him -when u guys cuddle its just ur legs tangled with his long limbs hes calls legs -big spoon -sometimes he wants to be the little spoon though -definitely the ‘oppa’ type -he’ll always try his best to take care of you -he’d be a gentleman -he’ll always do cute small things in the relationship like opening the door for you -CONSTANT TEASING ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT -smug af. -sometimes he might even put stuff where you cant reach on purpose -because he wants to see you struggle bc its cute -and he wants you to ask for his help -you wont be needing to get a puppy -because firstly, youll be dating one -secondly WHY IS BAEKHYUN ALWAYS HERE - you might aswell be dating baekhyun too - it would get to a point where chanyeol has to reassure you before dates - “its only gonna be us, i swear” - he loves his music and he loves you - expect him to share his compositions with you - when you say you like them his eyes will light up because YESSS SHE LIKES MY MUSIC!!! -expect songs written about you and for you too -he would be all for pda but not extreme -he’d love showing you off -cute instagram pics -he’d hold you hand in public -put his arm around your shoulder or waist -he can get a little protective -and a little jealous -but you still love him -arguments and fights would only last a day because he hates having the both of you being upset -he’s totally a sucker for cute little things -like wearing his jumper -he’d actually squeal -you tease him for it but you squeal when he looks after any child relatives -he’d be the perfect boyfriend for your parents -he’d make a good impression faster than u can say chogiwa -he would smile to himself whenever he sees your comments on a livestream -he would sing to you and you would die - would try and teach you how to rap but nahh guys cant take it seriously itll just turn into a make out session -tbh hes just perfect lol he aint even my bias i wanna date him

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Thank you for 100 followers!!!! ❤️❤️

Lol tbh Im surpised ive got 100 followers as i only made this blog in the summer but omg thanks guys Feel free to request for texts/snaps/whatever ❤️

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Dating Baekhyun

-does he ever shut up? -no -“why is chanyeol here again?” -constant teasing -pda -he’ll tease u for having sweaty hands when u hold hands for too long -but he wont let you let go of his hand -he’d love showing you off to the point you might even get embarrassed yourself -HE WONT STOP FLIRTING -daddy kink -“stop calling yourself daddy” -he doesn’t stop -most of the time it won’t even be sexual -he’ll just come over and be like ‘y/n-ah daddys here!’ -but tbh with this kid things turn sexual fast -he won’t stop touching your butt -and biting you -why is he such a pervert oml -he won’t stop talking about you to his bandmates -“baekhyun we get it already, shes the best gf ever” -whiny when you don’t pay attention to him -will annoy you until he gets it -you would be actually dating a puppy -he’s the type to get jealous over a pet -you guys would have movie nights AND BAEKHYUN WONT SHUT UP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE -kissing him so he shuts up -turns into a make out session -what was the movie even about? -spontaneous dates -cute night ins -midnight walks -he’ll sing to you all the time -he knows you love it so he’ll be super cocky about it -he’ll be super cocky about everything tbh -especially his good looks -he’ll catch you staring and he’ll just be like “you like what you see?” With that arrogant smirk -you’d get so embarrassed when he teases you like this -he’d love seeing you flustered omg -he’ll doing everything he can to make you flustered because your reaction is so cute -and he won’t hesitate to tell you how cute he finds you -face timing all the time -he’d be so squishy towards you and he would get so ripped for it by his band mates -but he doesn’t care, he’ll kiss you in front of them to make them feel awkward -he’s a little shit but he’s your little shit

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Chanyeol is finding it hard to get presents for you :( -- Send requests!! 🎅🏼🎁

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Dating Sehun

-cute bubble tea dates -“can we go somewhere other than the bubble tea place?” -“no i need my refill” -SASSHUN -he’ll complain if you take to long to get ready -“you look good, all the time, stop taking so long jeez” -im sorry but youll have to deal with his brattiness - he’d talk about you to his hyungs ALL THE TIME -he may be the maknae but that dont mean hes innocent -butt grabbing 24/7 -he wont care if its in public -you feeling left out because of vivi -sehun trying to make things up to you is super awkward because hes a noodle -but he tries -if u compliment him, he’ll bring it up 24/7 because hes smug af -“look how nice my abs are today, wow jagi you have really good taste in men” -he may be smug on the outside but is lowkey insecure and loves when you compliment him - hes lowkey whipped - you wont even notice it until the members bring it up - he’d do anything for you - did i mention how sassy he would be? -he doesnt like you meeting his hyungs because he wants you to himself -“take a picture of me for instagram” (okay as i typed this i got a notification saying he posted on insta how fucking creepy) -he doesnt actually say it outloud often but shit he loves youuuu

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The last text you made with chanyeol and him not speaking English very well was so freaking cute omg I died

Aw omg thank u, im glad u liked it x