prettyflyforabriguy
prettyflyforabriguy
Pretty Fly for a Bri Guy
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A blog just for personal stuff.
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prettyflyforabriguy · 6 days ago
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prettyflyforabriguy · 6 days ago
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learning a lot about men on the dash today
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prettyflyforabriguy · 7 days ago
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I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY
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prettyflyforabriguy · 7 days ago
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They call me Johnny Six-Bowls. No, I don't smoke weed, it's - yeah, I know. It's cause when I cook I need a buncha those little bowls to put my stuff in. You know, cut up veggies and stuff. What's the word. Mise en place. Yeah. So I gotta have a bunch of em with stuff all prepped before I start. Elsewise it's all chaos. Anyway. You here to duel? Or should I give you head
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prettyflyforabriguy · 7 days ago
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prettyflyforabriguy · 7 days ago
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the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity
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prettyflyforabriguy · 7 days ago
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Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weigh about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star
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prettyflyforabriguy · 7 days ago
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I am completely fascinated by fandoms that hate the thing they're fans of.
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prettyflyforabriguy · 10 days ago
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Guys I just realized something
I’m reading Return of the King, and have just reached the chapter called “The Tower of Cirith Ungol,” in which Sam makes to rescue his master.
Something notable about this is that Sam has put on the Ring not once, but twice so far - and both times, his experience has been markedly different than Frodo’s.
Firstly, his vision is impaired. Everything he sees is somewhat obscured by a dark fog. It’s unclear whether this is an effect of the Ring entering Mordor, or if that’s just what it does to him specifically; after all, the Ring acts differently for each Wearer.
It’s the second effect that’s really interesting. You see, for some reason, the Ring improves his hearing. In both instances, he can hear orc-chatter from afar, as well as tumbling rocks and the foaming of Shelob. But what’s really wild about this is that the same never happens to Frodo.
Because the Ring reflects the Will and Strengths of the User, I can only assume this means one thing.
The One Ring empowers Samwise Gamgee’s eavesdropping.
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prettyflyforabriguy · 11 days ago
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You are welcome to vote even if you have never been to Boston but PLEASE note in the tags whether you voting based on vibes or experience.
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prettyflyforabriguy · 12 days ago
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what would the drifter call an nb guardian. just guardian? sibling? what 
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prettyflyforabriguy · 12 days ago
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Can he cut that out, I can't see the TV with my eyes full of tears
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prettyflyforabriguy · 12 days ago
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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer
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prettyflyforabriguy · 12 days ago
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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.
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prettyflyforabriguy · 12 days ago
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prettyflyforabriguy · 12 days ago
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himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.
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prettyflyforabriguy · 13 days ago
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love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.
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