prettyflyforahousefly

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

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his name is ice maker

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Yeah that tracks

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i just saw “bad people dni”

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gah! all my finest blokes! encased in ice! what will i do now?

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LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

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national holiday

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who else here thinking about chicken strisps

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

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the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history

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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.