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boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture
interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex
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"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert
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Artillery witch from Trench Crusade fanart.
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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clemente susini + leonardo da vinci in spectacular bodies: the art + science of the human body from leonardo to now - martin kemp + marina wallace (2000)
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Orange Marmalade - Matthew Miller , 2024.
British , b. 1975 -
Oil on panel , 10 x 10 in.
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From Dagger on Butch Women by Lily Burana & Roxxie Linnea Due
(read it for free on archive.org)
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we all need to get more gross more freaky and more perverted right NOW
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i could survive my own autopsy
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lol check this out if i put my arm in this machine it rips it right off like its nothing
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i must be a clitoris the way yall r rubbing me the wrong way
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