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We need to do what we can to protect the Internet Archive. Here is a petition that you can sign.

This petition alone might not be enough, but everything we can throw at this counts.

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Dreamt i met two little kids named Vaphny Daphny (one name) and Diplet and I said "Are you fucking serious? Those are your fucking names?" And they started crying

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if you want your 828 lb turkey to be ready in time for thanksgiving now's about the time to take it out of the freezer

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Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

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The fact that Aperture Science canonically has a gender-neutral, polyamory-friendly partnership policy isn't a joke about Cave Johnson being inexplicably pro-queer. It's because their corporate medical plan allows them to experiment on your spouse. More spouses means more test subjects. That's the joke.

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esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

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(Bonus points for tagging/commenting your fav Pokemon and your answer)

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God Bless people who dress wild and go out in public. I love seeing a woman in all pink with pink hair and pink nails, with a tiny dog in a pink outfit in her bag. Or a massively goth dude covered in piercings sporting a giant green mohawk. Cosplayers. SCA reenactors. Ren Faire people. There’s nothing I love more than a pair of handsome young men walking around in Revolutionary War outfits. Just please keep dressing wild and freaky. You bring color to life, and it never fails to put a big smile on my face.

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”hiii :3”

kinda a test animation

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have you lot heard about the tiktoker who’s taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because she’s a hero

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everyone loves fat pikachu but i dont think people give fat raichu enough credit

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The Beast that Bothers

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whats happening on beatles stan twitter

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yes it’s normal my heart rate is this high. i have. a condition. the condition being Prey Animal