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CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT

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this completely goes against my lived experience. my doctor was only able to work with my insurance if they put me as having an “endocrine disorder,” and it’s caused me to avoid experiencing bigotry. I’m not saying my experience is universal, but don’t pretend like it’s not a potential reality.

I know people aren't here for the news, but trans folks, I'm thinking of you tonight and how you deserve better.

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deltarune overmorrow

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me: i tried a new croissant place for the first time today

bluesky poster: careful using "FRENCH" words, hunny.. the CHEETO IN CHIEF wants you to call them FREEDOM words now. INSANITY

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In love with this

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you don't actually have to play "the game" if you don't want to. it's weird that that's a rule in the first place, but even if it was, the rules of games still obviously only apply to the people playing them

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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you know maybe my mom should have suspected an autism diagnosis when I asked to go to Staples for my tenth birthday specifically to buy thousands of paperclips

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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don’t answer this if it’s a weird question or you’re uncomfortable or something like that but like. what’s it like being trans irl because online it seems nice and all but irl the landscape is bleak to say the least and i’m moving next year (to a big city) and was wondering whether it keeps being terrible or what. romantically as well. sorry if this is weird and/or intrusive.

being trans irl is WONDERFUL and it is always worth it

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to be fucking honest. i'm starting to view it as a big red flag when queer people don't have the media literacy to tell when a character is making fun of trans women. i'm sorry that man in a dress crossdresser joke is not queer rep it in fact thinks trans women are laughing stocks

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oh my god

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girl who treats transition like a fandom: hehe i love my cute blahaj and my sockies abd my [INSERT COMMUNITY SIGNIFIER] hehe. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like an ideology: bodies and identities are simply canvases we choose to project our beliefs onto. i am asserting my right to self determination. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like a religion: a Body is a Vessel. And a Vessel is Shaped by the Reflections inside a Mirror. A Girl is a Mirror. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like an elite social club only she and her friends are invited to: snrrrk. cissies think they could ever have a fraction of what we have. its pathetic really. lets get naked and have sex

girl who treats transition like a karmic punishment: why did i have to be born in the wrong body oh my god i hate myself so much. im doomed. lets get naked and have sex but we have to keep the lights off or ill start crying

girl who treats transition like a sex thing: hey you guys wanna play ape escape 2? i fucking love that game

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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

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randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and