love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3
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I'm losing my mind at my job so
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Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!
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When its your birthday month you should be able to do whatever you want and spend as much money as you want throughout the month and it doesn't count since your birthday is on that month so it's okay
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turn me into a marble and put me in one of these bad boys and i’ll come out cured of every psychological ailment that has ever plagued me
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comprehensive list of disorders in the DSM-7:
generalized deficiency
phlegmatic (only surviving humour)
woman
whale ate your parents
whale didn't eat your parents
put a little hot sauce on that bad boy
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