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my choices were er or urgent care and I chose urgent care even though it will cost money bc medicaid hates interstate travel

happy estlin day let's celebrate by going to a doctor's office of some kind

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happy estlin day let's celebrate by going to a doctor's office of some kind

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happy eepy sleepy sunday to all those who celebrate

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tilt table review: 1/5 stars. cost me 2$ (I love medicaid) and 90min of my life. worst I have ever felt during a medical test ever. slightly redeemed bc they gave me appley juice and graham crackers and a saline bag afterwards. I love IV saline bc it temporarily makes me feel like I'm not a pathetic excuse for an ex-fish who gets dehydrated at the drop of a hat.

also did you know if your blood pressure gets low enough they can't accurately measure it anymore so they just keep trying repeatedly and eventually they write something silly in your chart like 70/1 instead of a real bp. and then I had to drive myself back to my parents' house afterwards.

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either 20+ people have talked to me about this apartment and then not actually submitted an application or the management office is lying to me about no one having submitted an application. either way I hate everyone involved.

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you never truly understand saltines until you become a tummy hurty warrior

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they should combine wet beast wednesday with wet woman wednesday to make wet wombeast wednesday

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they're not even stones #stoneless

diagnosed as too cringefail for urgent care, got sent to the er #mystones

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diagnosed as too cringefail for urgent care, got sent to the er #mystones

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the curse is gallstones

someone cursed me again

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someone cursed me again

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ok dyke kink parties are officially better than all other kink parties thanks for playing everyone

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the gym in our apartment complex has no ac please send help

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listing things on facebook marketplace is like crickets for the first week and then all of a sudden everyone on the internet desires you carnally

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I really need to buy my suit for my brother's wedding this week, I'm running out of time

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chanting to myself I do want to see my friends tomorrow it will be a good time and I will be glad I went

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stick my pointer finger at a baby and here's what happens

spork: snif snif, sits back to clean his paws

spatula: snif snif, rubs against my finger until I give him scritches

echo: snif snif, licks my whole hand