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Can you drink toilet water and be ok after that?

" Ha! I challenged Ned to do that back in Nam when we came back to the base drunk as hell! "

" ... mhhh don't ask me if it was worth it mhh ... "

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Politics piss me off.

Jimbo shrugs:

" Eh kid, to be honest, /everyone/ hates politics. The only reason we adults 'care' so much about it is because we don't want our rights to be taken away from us, so we try to convince each other to vote for some douche bag or turd sandwich that in the end doesn't give a damn about us. "

But then quickly adds:

" Still that doesn't give anyone the rights to support those damn /democrats/!"

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Kyle Sipple

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reblog this if your icon could kill a man

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" (Mhh) He's got a point! (mhh) " the hunters agree.

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" .... " ... " ...mhh you might regret this for the mhh rest of your life, man mhh. "

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" Mhh thought you and the mhh towel were best buddies mhh. " Ned looks like he feels sorry for the little piece of clothe as if it didn't deserved such cruelty.

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" Mhh thought you and the mhh towel were best buddies mhh. " Ned looks like he feels sorry for the little piece of clothe as if it didn't deserved such cruelty.

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" WHAT?!?! HELL RANDY YOU WENT INSANE! What makes you talk about YOUR OWN DAUGHTER that way?!?! I SWEAR TO GOD, ONE MORE SUCH WORD and I'll grab Shelly and Stan and call the cops on you! You heard me right, Randy, I'm not kidding! Just LOOK at you! You're not the guy you used to be. Hell, look it's not just the kids, it's also YOU we worry about. Ned and I've been talking to Sharon and she too, well we ALL fear you're maybe going through some...you know....uhm....drug addiction. I mean seriously, as much as your christmas snow saved the town, in long term you maybe should not base your life on mixing Weed with Cocaine. Even Ned said he would EITHER choose high potential THC-heavy strains OR cocaine, never both at once. Look it's not my words, I swear, but /NED/ told me you seem to go through some psychosis. We barely regognice you anymore. "

(scott rper I decided to play Randy about a week ago  )

“Hey Jimbo.  think it might be time to put down, Shelly.”

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The sweetest moment in all of South Park.

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" Hell imagine being confused with a kid that has diabetes... "

Jimbo gives Scott a pitiful pat on the shoulder. Poor kid, already a loser, but has to share his name with an even bigger loser.

No one cares about Scott Malkson he’s a hack and he stole my good name