pridefulduckling666

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How many ducks do you actually have in your collection?

I’ve never actually counted, but maybe 100,000 to 300,000.

My goal is one million; and at this rate, i’ll make it in just a few centuries!!!

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Duckyyyy by the sea

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“Violence is not the answer-“

What are you even saying. You sound stupid. Ofc it’s the answer.

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Sniffle

Yes, please.

Opinions on the multiverse

The multiverse, eh?

I’m not sure if it’s real. I know we don’t have multiple of each sinner down here, so if it does exist, heaven and hell exist inside of it; as in there’s multiple heavens’ and hells’.

I’ve always thought the theory was cool!

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So she leaves me more often then she doesn’t. Can’t say i’m really surprised haha! hah…

Opinions on the multiverse

The multiverse, eh?

I’m not sure if it’s real. I know we don’t have multiple of each sinner down here, so if it does exist, heaven and hell exist inside of it; as in there’s multiple heavens’ and hells’.

I’ve always thought the theory was cool!

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Multiverse travel agent? I knew that theory stuck with me for a reason..

Hey so uh.. just between me and you.. what percent of universes does my wife stay with me?

Opinions on the multiverse

The multiverse, eh?

I’m not sure if it’s real. I know we don’t have multiple of each sinner down here, so if it does exist, heaven and hell exist inside of it; as in there’s multiple heavens’ and hells’.

I’ve always thought the theory was cool!

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A suggestion Your Majesty? If you ever want to play a cute, idle-type game, Placid Plastic Duck Simulator is for you.

Just Lucifer is fine-

Is that a duck? In a game? A… DUCK GAME?! Well i’ll check it out this instance!!

I thank you very much !!

(OOC: genuinely going to play this, it looks fun asf)

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How do you play duck duck goose if you are always a duck?

Kindly,

@grandpa-offical

well that’s not the first problem we have with duck duck goose

we are inanimate objects

we can’t move

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How's your ex wife doing these days?

…she’s doing just fine, i’m sure.

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Opinions on the multiverse

The multiverse, eh?

I’m not sure if it’s real. I know we don’t have multiple of each sinner down here, so if it does exist, heaven and hell exist inside of it; as in there’s multiple heavens’ and hells’.

I’ve always thought the theory was cool!

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Do you believe that sinners are redeemable or do you disagree with Charlie on that regard

Ah… this is a difficult one.

See, I love Charlie and I’ll support her no matter what! But I was like her once too. She reminds me a bit too much of myself, and it scares me.

I know heaven. Even if it was possible, they wouldn’t care! They’re too stuck up to think about us! Honestly, sinners are violent psychopaths hellbent on causing pain and suffering. They won’t want to be redeemed, let alone actually put in the work!

I’ll support her through this, but i don’t know if her hotel has much of a chance.

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But it wasn't a duckling. It was a swan!

I DON’T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE BIRDS 💞

Although, it has been a while since i’ve read the story. Charlie has been an adult for a while now.. too long!

Swans are gorgeous, they remind me of a few people who used to be in my life.

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How do you feel about satan getting all the human attention?

Ugh.. Satan..

I hate that.. bitchhh!

Why? Why does everyone think we’re the same?! Satan was never an angel! Satan isn’t me! It’s me you’re talking about! IT’S ME!!!

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Opinions on "the ugly duckling"?

The Children’s storybook..? I used to read it to Charlie, every night!

I hate how they call the poor duckling ugly. No duck is ugly! I would’ve loved to adopt the little guy!

The duckling reminds me of myself honestly.. haha.. but that’s fine! I’m fine! Haha! Hahahahaha!

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Also, you've been alive for 5 billion years, but humans have only existed for 200 thousand. What did you and god do before then

Ah.. my time in heaven..

It wasn’t just me and my father. My brothers were there as well, Micheal, Azreal, and Urial just to name a few. Many other heaven born angels aswell.

We didn’t do a lot, to be honest, mostly just came up with ideas for earth. For example, i presented the idea of the duckling and it might have been one of the only things they let me create.

I don’t really like talking about my past up there to be honest- or should i say- ‘tbh’!!

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BEHOLD MY ARMY

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For the record, dilf is "dad I'd like to fuck". As in, you're Charlie's dad, and... People want to fuck you

Oh!

Thats uh… interesting-..

Well, i guess i have been told a few times in my life I’m an incredibly hot talented sexy man! Can’t exactly blame them!