I need to not get so excited that he gave me a record for my birthday but I’m so inordinately excited that he gave me a thoughtful and lovely gift I’m gonna scream
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gay people can never flirt normally its always gotta be some shit like this
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good lord I don’t even want kids but there is SOMETHING about men being good with kids that MELTS ME
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I GOT BITE MARKS TURNING INTO BRUISES ON MY ARMS AND IM HAPPY ABOUT IT
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do you want to hunt me for sport later
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Well, you know what they say. Boys will be toys.
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do u guys mind if I get creepy and weird with it
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Pet novelties always go so hard damn
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stab me again im close
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I come on here to be slutty, of course, but I also come on here to be a little mentally unwell, as a treat.
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i have zero carnal desires. ignore everything ive ever said
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everyone needs that one friend they can say just absolutely deranged horny shit too. this is like crucial for your sanity
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hm. you have large hands. I have a neck with an encirclable circumference and a mouth that can EASILY fit three or four fingers. interesting
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T will genuinely make you the horniest person the worlds ever known. like A/B/O is real, its trans men, im in heat 24/7.
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hey. can i come over and explode into viscera in your living room ?
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