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Secretary (2002) dir. Steven Shainberg
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Where now,Oh! vile worm, is all thy boasted fortitude and resolution? What is become of thine arrogance and self-sufficiency?…DEATH comes RUSHING on in triumph, veiled in a mantle of tenfold darkness. His unrelenting scythe, pointed and ready for the stroke…SEE thy wretched helpless state and learn to know thyself…DESPISE thyself and adore thy GOD…O ye who revel in affluence see the afflictions of humanity and bestow your superfluity to EASE them…SUCCOUR the miserable and lay up a treasure in HEAVEN.
penned by: emily
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@ everyone who had kind things to say? ilysm & just thank you so so much
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carisiisms replied to your post:when someone vagueblogs about u but isn’t vague at...
-hugs u-
!!! thank you so much i just...ugh not a good feeling
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when someone vagueblogs about u but isn’t vague at all???
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Smut Sentence Starters
“Beg for it.”
“I want to fuck you right now.”
“I’m going to make it hurt.”
“I’ll make sure you can’t walk tomorrow.”
“Touch yourself for me.”
“I’m your Master and you’ll do what I say.”
“It’s not going to fit!”
“I’m the only one that would ever fuck you.”
“Spread your legs for me.”
[text] What are you wearing?
“Get on your knees.”
“Did we fuck last night?”
“I didn’t know you were so kinky.”
“I think you need to be spanked.”
“You look good tied up.”
“Put on a show for me.”
“I’m not wearing any underwear.”
[text] I didn’t mean to send those pictures!
“I think the condom broke.”
“You know you like when I tease you.”
“You’ve been a bad boy/girl.”
“We should try adding a third person.”
“You don’t have to be so gentle.”
“Wrong hole!”
“Bend over.”
“I’m never getting on my knees for you again.”
“You’re going to break me.”
“Fuck me.”
“You belong to me.”
“Harder.”
“Punish me.”
“I’m gonna cum!”
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“Chloe, it’s Steven.” “….” “June’s ex-fiance?” “….” “We had sex on her birthday cake?” “….” “It was chocolate?” “OH, HEY. WHAT’S UP?”
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Critical Care (1997) - Helen Mirren and James Spader
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sorry i’ve been so slow ! i’ve been on my other bloge @dcubtless busy being ham trash !!! but thank you guys for being so patient!!!
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what the hell lmao? why are there so many of you i don’t understand? i honestly didn’t think so many people would actually like my oc tbh. it just makes me really happy that you guys love him cause i love him and everyday im so happy i made that poll way back lmao and was like “hey should i make this oc ive been wanting to for a while with a james mcavoy fc” and im so happy most people said yes otherwise i never would have made this blog and i wouldn’t love andy as much as i do today!! okay enough!! here’s some people i (we) like
@beforemyfirstcupofearlgrey / @administratorq / @acts-of-violence // @escapedartgeek // @@bandcopy / @decadestuck // @saferintheshadows // @psycopxth // @fronticrjustice // @zosoperfect // @staticskull // @twxsilhouettes // @bcdycount // @barctta / @tothewclves / @prcntiss / @overprotectiive / @deafcning // @artful-deception // @hotpatootiie // @wildhearted // @piiiety // @carryabarricade // @piiratescave // @springstrapped // @traumeriin // @daedaluscried // @streetratted // @heartshards // @upchuckfactor // @midnightriider / @fearridden / @greedbound // @@kinetiics // @kiramillerx // @songdogiisms // @strcngemercy // @ternrnpest // @consultingsister // @limitlessxxpotential // @rechnern // @liittlelolita // @mxthilda // @mutantsided // @blackbcck // @dismemberings // @margotontheverge // @vndeads // @imcgo // @neqascnic // @mcgnetic // @killerofkillcrs // @stillagoodfremen // @nnindfuck // @groupieisms // @hxwlett // @thesamevicvega // @philosophiie // @priick // @aspidey // @debsnovotny // @hollowgunner // @botaniist // @entertaincr // @untiltheparty // @blccms // @moviestarred // @leslce // @ofdispassion // @itxnevergoingtoxtop // @photographcr // @manofsalvatiion // @flxbber // @thehotprimeminister // @tearxinmyheart // @makebelliieve
i know i probably left people out lmao im sorry and i added some peoples other blogs if we are extra chill and got shit on all of them lmao but yeah i love you all even if i didn’t mention you?? you are all beautiful humans and im so happy i have met all of you, thank you for writing with me.
- ANDY & JASON
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yo this isn’t munday but i’m just really proud of these pictUrEs
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& lo ! she be atlas & siren ; carrying heavy burden , leading the unsuspecting to their dooms ——– that is the life of the [ lucky ] girl - sleuth ! alas , she is easily recognized : cherry red hair & cupid’s bow lips that spell DEVILISH INTENTIONS ! she be as saccharine as betty crocker & as cool as a mata hari . nancy drew is truly a ONE OF A KIND !
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Send "🌟" if you think I write well.
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liikelightning:
I’m MARRIED, thank you. And if anyone is anyone’s fav, I’m YOUR fav and u know it.
IM waiting for you to come and steal millions from me as you try to throw my ass in a mental ward...IM NOT BITING.
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liikelightning:
dcubtless replied to your post:someone please save me from myself.
*steff voice* dats hawt
NOT EVEN IN THIS MOVIE, MCKEE
...RUDE. I HAVE FEELINGS JENNIFER plz i’m ur fav.
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