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He doesn’t entirely believe you.

"I don't believe Optimus would approve of you stealing his window"

“I never said That!!!”

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“I doubt it. We have both seen the players at enemy spawn points, and you have complained as well about the issue.”

“If you wish to die in peace, I suggest you play Prey”

The best Mercy Main™ ever right here, let it be known by all

There’s a very very quiet snort from him at such a thing “I can only see Cynder or Orion saying such things”

“Which brings me to the fact that I am still not warning you next time I resurrect you, brother.”

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@primefromanothertime

okay so I was browsing a store online with a bunch of overwatch merch and they had this collection of wallets with characters and their quotes and

‘oeath walhs among you’ I almost didn’t notice  but strap yourselves in ‘cause it gets better (also I’ll add a caption under all of them in case they’re too hard to read)

‘lets otopthe aeat’ you heard him, everyone

‘one shor one hill’

‘a inrooe perror arco’ what 

‘love love’???? idk I can’t read that shit

‘trueself is wnhout form’ apparently words too

‘bettle continues’

‘gravmy hills’ I don’t even know Zarya’s voice lines well enough to know what this is supposed to be but I’m pretty sure it’s wrong

‘rrs high noon’ rrs high noon somewhere in the world

‘awwwwwwwww’ same

‘marhe avyhe oragon’ almost got the dragon right, come on you can do it

‘justicerain ffomaaove’ looks like someone sleep-drunk

‘ican do tms yitn all my eyes closed’ yea you heard it right ALL my eyes closed

‘rhllo rcriverco’ what even ?????

‘heros never one’

‘from oroer oring hermony from light inro buings’ oh my god

‘I ma one-man’ you sure are

‘preoue oont rrove’ why

‘cheer love the cavalry’s here’ OH MY GOD THEY DID IT THEY GOT IT RIGHT I’M SO PROUD OF THEM

and now a bonus:

plot twist Reaper’s actually Tracer

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"I'm carrying." //Techno-Organic verse, since fitting//

//And NOW THIS IS TEN TIMES WORSE SINCE THE THING-//He had been looking through his reports, pretending not to notice how the pile had grown since he was last in his office. He didn’t blame the agents for not wanting to do it, nor his comrades. But still…

He hadn’t noticed her come in, considering he was trying to read the one report in depth and ignore the magazine sitting innocently closest to his chair. Some bot probably thought it was hilarious considering it was an entire article ranting and raving about how NEST operated as a glorified episode of x-files (Which he actually enjoyed the show). But he was positive the reporter had gotten the ideas from Simmons. Not many made it through the gates of the military base, especially considering how the agents act….

But that caught his attention. 

His eyes widened, trying to run over what she might have said instead of such a thing a few times. But when nothing came to mind, and he knew she’d never lie unless for a good reason, he turned to face her. 

His first question was ‘How?’ because he was fairly sure Bumblebee was the last. That the matrix was part of the reason such things wouldn’t happen, along with the other aspects Ratchet had told him. But…he caught himself before the word could slip out. 

“You…are?” He could kick himself for pure stupidity there. But the chance-the possibility of such a thing-

He was probably smiling like a complete idiot right there and then. 

“I am truly…overjoyed!”

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OoC;

//There’s a lot of you! I’m sorry I didn’t get on so soon, cause summer class started up. But now there’s so many of you guys and I’m really excited! Therefore! To make this a tiny bit easier on myself would you guys like this for a Starter?  I have a few things I need to get done still but I really wanna interact with all of ya and it would help out a lot! Thanks guys!

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10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! Here is 2007 cute boi prime (god i love his design)

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How are you liking living with so many humans around you nearly constantly? A number of mecha just can't handle being surrounded by so many fleshies for so long, don't know how you do it.

“I can understand the way others feel, as it can be disappointing with how limited Cybertronian contact is compared to humans.” He sometimes misses it himself, and though there are other mechs on base- “But we are a minority on this planet. Humans, however, are the majority. Minus having to watch my feet occasionally, their cultures and ways of living are an interesting topic to me. They both have differences and similarities to ourselves, and by living among them can allow one to learn a bit more about their languages or normal habits.” 

“I believe in order to cut myself off from starting a long lecture, I will say this: It’s in their unique social and cultural aspects that I enjoy the most.” 

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Injured/Injury Starters

Injured

“Oh shit, are you alright?”

“Dude, I don’t think you’re alright.”

“Blood’s not supposed to be coming from there…”

“That looks broken.”

“Can you move your __?” 

“Are you okay?”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Who did this?”

“Did you do this to yourself?”

“How did this happen?”

“We need to get you to a hospital.”

“Do you need to go to a hospital?”

“That’s not supposed to bend that way.”

“Do you want me to look at it?”

“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!”

“Stop moving!”

“There’s so much blood.”

“I’ll see if I have a first aid kit.”

“Just… Stay here and I’ll get help.”

“How did you even do this?”

“This happened in a fight?”

“Walk it off.”

“It’s not that bad.” 

“I think you need stitches.”

“You dumbass.” 

Injury

“I think I hurt myself.”

“I can’t feel my __.”

“I think my __ is broken.”

“Shit, that hurts to move.”

“I don’t think I can get up.”

“I’m going to try to get up.”

“Can you go get help?” 

“I need help.”

“I think I’m going to pass out.”

“I don’t think there’s supposed to be that much blood.”

“It’s not that bad.”

“I got [shot, stabbed, etc].”

“I can’t walk.”

“I don’t think I need to go to a hospital.”

“I think I need to go to the hospital.”

“Stop laughing, this hurts.”

“My last words better not be stupid.”

“That was a dumb idea.”

“Shit, that burns.”

“I’m fine… really.”

“Damn, I can’t get the bleeding to stop.”

“I got into a fight…”

“I feel lightheaded.”

“It hurts to move.”

“Can you look at it for me?” 

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Send “ I’m carrying “ for my muses reaction

For Transformer roleplayers.

Or send “ You’re carrying? “ for the opposite 

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"IT"S HIGH NOOON" *cue the tumbleweed*

Nope. He’s already gone. You’re too late.

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He might be a bit too pleased with that. “I suppose I’ll be patching you up as usual.”

Then again. “It’s nice to be appreciated, though.”

The best Mercy Main™ ever right here, let it be known by all

There’s a very very quiet snort from him at such a thing “I can only see Cynder or Orion saying such things”

“Which brings me to the fact that I am still not warning you next time I resurrect you, brother.”

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The best Mercy Main™ ever right here, let it be known by all

There’s a very very quiet snort from him at such a thing “I can only see Cynder or Orion saying such things”

“Which brings me to the fact that I am still not warning you next time I resurrect you, brother.”

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You've gone through a lot for Earth, and we truly appreciate it.

“I feel as though you’ve changed the words to a certain game character’s line” There’s a small smile on his face at the words though. “Though I do not believe many follow the same line of thought as you, I am grateful to hear such a thing.”

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Bless your not stupid mirrors

“I...” He’s not sure what to think of this. “I appreciate your...praise?” No seriously he’s confused as heck. (And so is the mun)

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This is an open invitation to ask my muse whatever you damned well please.

Inbox is always open and I know someone must hold curiosities.

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Anonymously tell my muse something you'd never say to their face.

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//Alright I really need to do this. So! Like this if you wanna starter! Message me if you want specific things for it!