she/her it/it's 27 I have a wife, but if you wanna be wife² shoot your shot lol
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reblog to make prev slap themself (as light or hard as they want, but they have to)
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reblog to make prev slap themself (as light or hard as they want, but they have to)
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reblog to make prev slap themself (as light or hard as they want, but they have to)
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reblog to make prev slap themself (as light or hard as they want, but they have to)
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in wigan, its relation to gravy is too nuanced to be described with a single word
#IM STILL HOSTILE TO GRAVY ON CHIPS#IF YOURE FROM BIRMINGHAM OR FURTHER NORTH DO NOT INTERACT#SCOTS ARE FINE SO LONG AS YOURE PUTTING NORMAL STUFF ON YOUR CHIPPIES#AND MY FAMILY IS FROM BIRMINGHAM!!!#< prev tags#can i get this in american
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Quick you have to lay on top of me and rub your big fat tits against mine it’s an emergency
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i feel like we dont point out that its christian doctrine that god thinks we all deserve to burn for eternity for the crime of being born and the only way he'd forgive us is if we completely and utterly devote our lives to him. what a fucking prick.
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the lesbian misogyny kink fandom is dying, reblog to become a submissive housewife for a mean butch business lady
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I’m trying to “don’t do that I’ll pee” my way into them making me piss myself
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I’m trying to “don’t do that I’ll pee” my way into them making me piss myself
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I’m trying to “don’t do that I’ll pee” my way into them making me piss myself
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I don’t care if I look dumb, i’ll wear the collar, I’ll crawl to you, I’ll whimper while I hump your leg just please touch me. Please.
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some girls just want you to do the I SEEE YOUUU thing from when pippin gazes into the palantir and is perceived by sauron except instead of sauron you're a scary older transsexual dyke
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the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to
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Even if your transfem friends say they’re fine with being called bro they’d probably still prefer being adressed using feminine language. They might be afraid to tell you. Just call her girl.
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