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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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she weaponized her gag gift im crying

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widehead

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The last medication you took is now your wizard name, are you happy with it?

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i love media where characters are (violently) obsessed with each other and never kiss or have sex. this definitely has nothing to do with me being aroace

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from a young age i knew i wanted to give up when things got hard

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Lesbian flag Seychellized.

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vampire sucking blood from the inner thigh can be something so erotic and more vampire media needs to get on this train

look at this post with your eyes if you agree

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I hate this, life is so hard, there's knight porn but there's no wizard porn and no pirate porn THERES GAPS IN THE MARKET PEOPLE I CANNOT FILL THEM ALL JUST ON MY OWN

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hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

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cause it upset me personally that you didn’t include any if your research results:

DAGUERREOTYPE: the first method for photography, named after inventor Louis Daguerre. it works by manipulating a silver-plated copper sheet to be light-sensitive, changing surface structures depending on light levels. the image appears as different angles of reflection (therefore the image looks positive/negative depending on the angle).

ANNEX CRIMEA: the annexation of the crimea peninsula, ukraine, by the russian federation, 2014.

ANOMALOCARIS: an extinct arthropod from the cambrian era, one of the largest animals at the time and most likely an apex predator. it has two compound eyes and two very recognisable frontal appendages.

LES PETITES HEURES: (literally “the small hours”) an illuminated book of hours, a christian prayer book divided into “canonical hours” (times of prayer throughout the day), “illuminated” meaning a document with embellished edges and miniature illustrations. Les Petites Heures was commissioned by Jean de France, Duc de Berry and is known for its ornate border decorations.

HYDROCEPHALY: a condition where spinal fluid builds up in the brain, causing various symptoms like headaches and double vision, or more severely, seizures.

DRACUNCULUS VULGARIS: a dragon lily, a member of the arum family. a flowering plant that attracts flies by giving off a smell reminiscent of rotting flesh.

HYPERBOLIC NON-EUCLIDIAN SPHERE: a sphere in hyperbolic non-euclidian space. euclidian basically means “how math and space works when you think about it” so non-euclidian is the weird shit. a euclidian plane is a two-dimensional space where two parallel lines will always be parallel and have the same distance to each other, even when stretched to infinity. on a hyperbolic plane, these parallel lines are parallel at one point and then their distance increases (not because they are curved but because the space between “increases”).

VIRAL TAXONOMY: the taxonomy (classification/naming system) of viruses. viruses are not living organisms, and so their taxonomy is almost completely separate from biological taxonomy.

PROLIFERATION: an increase of cells, growing more, developing tissue, multiplying.

VOICI MES OREILLES: french for “here are my ears”. i couldn’t find any deeper/other meaning to this.

MARKIPLIER MATKIIER MARKIPLIER: as far as i know, this is just markiplier three times, the middle one heavily mistyped. when i look it up it literally says no results.

VERSIMILITUDE: the quality of seeming real, “versimilar” meaning similar to the truth.

sources: merriam webster, wikipedia, deepl, my brain (which probably has primary sources but i don’t know them)

please correct me on anything i got wrong/fill me in on anything i missed!

Me: please let me sleep

The part of my brain that stores words I’ve heard but don’t know the exact meaning of: Daguerreotype

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i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots

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this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

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