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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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Picturing moots in my head when they actually already have a sona is very funny. Like sorry your sona is super cool and awesome but in my brain I consistently picture you as whatever is in your profile picture I don't make the rules

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started watching code geass

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when i see an abandoned bike locked to a rack with its wheels stolen my immediate mental image is always a shackled skeleton in a dungeon

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Radfems demonizing sex workers is so fucking funny since the only reason they can ever come up with in order to defend the "sex work bad" position is how "sex buyers do not respect sex sellers".

Has it maybe ever occurred to you that sex sellers intrinsically deserve all of their due respect from the sex buyers, and that the fact they're not getting them is something that must be fixed?

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Walther Bernhard - Champion of Light

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please keep that in mind every single time you delete a creative work okay picture me going thru ur account on archive.org for half an hour shaking and sobbing at every dead link i find. i hope i can successfully guilt trip people into keeping their works up. for the love of god. creative work never deprecates in value. it is wonderful for forever. the work you did will never stop being important. also i love you

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Calling getting someone pregnant baby"making" is deeply misleading. Sperms ain't "seeds": they're pollens. You've made the actual seed after the moment of conception. The actual entire process of the baby-making is done solely by the guy with the uterus.

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I'm so sick of people saying water doesn't taste. Water fuckin TASTES

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"you caught me unawares" more adjectives should end in plural. you caught me undecideds

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I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

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sending love to those fighting the job market

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Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.