primum-the-planet

[primum-the-planet]

Yes.

*throws an INVINCIBLE baby snake at you*

*cups their hands around the little gardener snake*

…awww

[primum-the-planet]

What is that?

*throws an INVINCIBLE baby snake at you*

*cups their hands around the little gardener snake*

…awww

[primum-the-planet]

I am happy that you're still here and OK, but how?

*rotary phone-style calls your- dad? Idk what he is to Primum*

yo pick up yo kid

@herbig-haro-211

Hello?

[primum-the-planet]

What is going super nova?

*rotary phone-style calls your- dad? Idk what he is to Primum*

yo pick up yo kid

@herbig-haro-211

Hello?

[primum-the-planet]

starting a collection. little brown things

[primum-the-planet]

The anons sent me to another solar system because they said it would be safe.

*rotary phone-style calls your- dad? Idk what he is to Primum*

yo pick up yo kid

@herbig-haro-211

Hello?

[primum-the-planet]

Alright! It's nice that you're OK.

*rotary phone-style calls your- dad? Idk what he is to Primum*

yo pick up yo kid

@herbig-haro-211

Hello?

[primum-the-planet]

Yes.

*rotary phone-style calls your- dad? Idk what he is to Primum*

yo pick up yo kid

@herbig-haro-211

Hello?

[primum-the-planet]

Yeh.

*rotary phone-style calls your- dad? Idk what he is to Primum*

yo pick up yo kid

@herbig-haro-211

Hello?

[primum-the-planet]

It is?

*rotary phone-style calls your- dad? Idk what he is to Primum*

yo pick up yo kid

@herbig-haro-211

Hello?

[primum-the-planet]

Wwho are you?

*rotary phone-style calls your- dad? Idk what he is to Primum*

yo pick up yo kid

@herbig-haro-211

Hello?

[primum-the-planet]

*rotary phone-style calls your- dad? Idk what he is to Primum*

yo pick up yo kid

@herbig-haro-211

Hello?

[primum-the-planet]

uhh don’t worry little guy… your star survived? We think? The council of anons hasn’t discussed this enough

I wanna go home now.

[primum-the-planet]

I don't want that. :(

remeber that one new star you met? Herbig-haro 221? Well the funny thing is- uh an anon forced them to supernova and we don’t know what gonna happen.

also their planet, Primum, is now without a star-

...

What's that Earthling saying?

OH YEAH-

HIPITY HOPITY, YOUR PLANET IS NOW MY PROPERTY-

[primum-the-planet]

well… your star is going supernova and this is for ya own safety

Why?

[primum-the-planet]

your stars gonna go boom soon, so uh- for your safety you’re gonna go into Sol’s system :D

*teleports you there*

W-what do you mean?

[primum-the-planet]

(can we do rp with primum

[Yes.]