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I don’t want to get my wisdom teeth out because I’ll probably say something about eating ass or something along those lines to my mom

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some photographs of the gem and mineral collection at the smithsonian museum of natural history

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this tweet is everything

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my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kidding

but then i saw her face

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let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

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how do they advertise for stockphoto models like. ‘are you conventionally attractive, but in a weirdly bland sort of way? do your friends have difficulty picking you out of a crowd? do you look faintly like a default sim? we want YOU’

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marvel + text posts (x)

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I sometimes wonder if the younger version of myself would get along with the current version of myself

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friend: yeah I have a healthy and happy relationship w/ my dad

me: okay… that sounds fake but okay

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pearwaldorf:

#cow! #omg #DOES THAT MACHINE SAY HAPPYCOW ON IT #OMGGGG #ded of cute #video

yes that does indeed say happycow. so. there have been A TON of studies on cows and grooming. the general summary: cows really like to be clean; they’re MUCH happier that way. if you don’t provide them a brush or something like that, they’ll use walls or fences to scratch against, possibly hurting themselves in the process.

but more to the point grooming is a way they calm themselves down, too. similar studies have found that it’s the first thing they do after being freed when they’ve been restrained.

which leads to brushes like the one above, or ones like this (one of my favourite cow photos ever):

cows: anxious and fussy but much happier when able to do self-care. SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME

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I just get this feeling we’ll have angsty, tortured Killian running his hand through his hair and I’m trying to prepare myself.

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i think the weirdest thing is having left over information about someone. like i still know someone’s favorite girl name. or their favorite season. or someone’s address. i remember someone’s favorite ice cream flavors. and someone’s favorite childhood book. and the mental disorder their uncle has. i remember the ages and birthdays of their siblings. i remember the song they said they’d sing to their spouse. where do i put this down? where do i learn to forget?

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landlord: why is the stairwell filled with potato chips?

me: aesthetic