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Please allow me to consult my two colleagues.......

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good morning jamba juice employees, lesbians who only project onto fictional men, those under 5'6 but over 5'3, people filled with inescapable guilt, people who are always right, black lipstick wearers, people who don't want their father's approval but also do, eldest daughters, people with nice tits, people who kin me, and people who thirst over logan lerman

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The angel of Brahma

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Start your game in an office setting, having the players do mundane tasks and occasionally imply the plot hook will come soon...see how long it takes them to realize that you’re not gonna introduce the hook

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being gender nonconforming is great bc straight people think i'm edgy and intimidating but lgbt people see me and immediately think i'm friend shaped :)

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CW-- TMA callout post that talks about mental disorders and will make you feel called out. that's the point.

"I'm a web avatar" just say you struggle with your parents and regain power over your life by making people do what you want and having so many layers of personality you dint actually know who you are and go

"I'm a buried avatar" Just say you never had a sense of privacy as a child and so you take solace in locking yourself in the dark under covers and go

"I'm a spiral avatar" Just say your expectations as a child were too high so now you actively seek outrageously and youthful experiences to make up for lost time and go

"I'm a flesh avatar" just say you've struggled with disassociation and body dysmorphia (because not being allowed to explore yourself as a kid) and seek extremes such as fictional gore as solace and go

"I'm a corruption avatar" just say that you've been through so many toxic friendships you doubt you're capable of healthy ones so giving up your anatomy and sense of self for unending affection feel like an improvement for you and go

"I'm an eye avatar" Just say that you were a gifted child who's seeking the high of praise, but more deeply than that, the idea of knowledge is so ingrained into your sense of self that is has a heavy hand in your relationships with others to the point where you struggle with academic pretension and go

"I'm a dark avatar" just say that you've witnessed one or many things you'd rather not have seen and believed that dreading forever would be better than the effect that knowledge has had on you and your life and go

"I'm a hunt avatar" Just say you feel residual guilt over your non-committal nature, have a hard time deciding on a calling, and pride yourself over your ambition because you don't feel pride over any other part of yourself and go

"I'm a slaughter avatar" Just say that from either your stature, disability, naturally kind nature, etc, you're tired of being treated as insignificant after realizing your self-worth and are moving the hatred you once aimed at yourself at others through forms of activism that may not be entirely healthy and go

"I'm a lonely avatar" Just say that you've grown comfortable in you depressive isolation in a way that is deeply unsatisfying but you fail to see how the discomfort of sociability can grow satisfying for you over time despite what everyone else says and go.

"I'm a desolation avatar" Just say you have concentrated anger towards specific people or groups who have done you wrong and feel guilty to admit that seeing their pain would be the most satisfying thing in the world for you and go.

"I'm an end avatar" just say that you have no deep emotional connection to people, places, or objects after getting these repeatedly taken from you in a turbulent childhood with distant parents caused by their job and you pride yourself on adapting to anything but fear you are incapable of love and go

"I'm a stranger avatar" just say that you fall in love easily and notice time traits in people to a point where it causes you to distress over your identity in relation to others and you've fallen in love with something to do with long-distance travel, cars, the feeling inside a plane, the concept of American highways, and lay awake at night dreaming of escaping your life via this system and go

"I'm a vast avatar" Just say you have trauma dealing with the touch of another person and a rich inner life rooted in your escapism habit that's gotten so intense that you can distract yourself without mental stimuli for ages, and that you feel the call of the void very intensely when looking over the edge of high places and go.

"I'm an extinction avatar" Just say that you live as a minority in a harmful area and read deeply into the most negative news that you often believe that people are inherently evil and have a hard time pulling yourself out enough to make meaningful connections and are skilled in manipulation to make up the slack and go

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happy fall

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Breath of the Wild Travel Posters made by Stephology

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first meetings that don’t go quite as planned

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y'xll??? Seriously?

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uhhhhh so.... the first ep of the junoverse..... just Be like that huh....

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“Grump with a heart of gold” is a classic, but also consider:

Mercenary scumbag who invariably manages to contrive a hilariously self-serving justification for doing the right thing  

Seeming fatalist who in fact cares a great deal, but unconvincingly maintains they’re only getting involved because they have nothing better to do with their time  

Fussy coward who insists on facing every danger headlong because they’d rather keep the peril where they can see it  

Repellent jerk who’s actually very principled, but takes great pains to conceal it because they’re inexplicably committed to upholding their reputation as a total sleazeball  

Stoic utilitarian whose logic is always just far enough aslant that you’re never 100% sure whether they’re fucking with you

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broke: [character] adventurezone

woke: every surname-less taz character is now assigned the last name mcelroy

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👁FASHION ARCHIVES 👁

what if our couple changed outfits while going through the zones???

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The Magnus Archives fanart, MAG 168 - Roots.