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Jack is making up lost tumblr time and I love it.

Just don't tell him about the THING. That one very very particular tumblr thing we all totally know about. He'll find out sooner than later.

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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

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"Oh, how I love white Christmas (❁´◡`❁)" I say, full of delusion. Sweating my ass off in a country that doesn't even snow

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Using tumblr is like living in a low class apartment building. You just get used to the landlord not fixing things, and then someone new moves in and you're helpfully like "oh yeah don't drink the tap water, it's got stuff in it that makes you sick" and then your neighbor you've had forever goes "oh they took the stuff out actually" and you're like "what? when was this?"

"like two years ago"

"you mean i could've been drinking the tap water all this time?"

"yeah. they gave us individual mailboxes too finally, you don't have to dig through the communal bin anymore"

"are you for real right now?? i just redirected my mail, i didnt know"

and the new tennant is like "why did you guys even live here if it was so bad"

"we like it."

"I kinda miss the communal mail bin tho"

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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I'm so sorry guys but I had to

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two cousins are both trending on twitter. one cousin is trending for telling his listeners to vote republican because scientific experts are spreading propaganda about covid. the other cousin is trending because they are wearing the tiniest camouflage shorts ever worn in the history of existence in front of 20,000 people onstage. they are not the same level.

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this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

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Yes

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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everything klaus does is so intricately and vitally intertwined with every single major plot point in the show and yet he is always on some bizarre side quest. simultaneously the most and least plot involved character.

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Of course he had actual cookies in here like an insane person

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sick my chemical romance reference in the new sneak peek of season 3 of the umbrella academy!

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The adolin trivia page is so chaotic

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i dont have a five year plan i hope to just chill forever and then die