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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

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Im in!!!!!!

Join the decepticons, we have free energon for all

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Look, since I was already on the Giant Alien Robot bandwagon, I've completely accepted it lol

I love traumatizing my friend with insane robot horny rants. Everytime I see a 'WHAT' ping from insta, instantly I know it's him.

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Canon

See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/113407312

It's all my friend and I could think about during this scene! Sorry....not sorry >w>

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After thinking about it for a while, I actually agree

prime and bumblebee are so father and son

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Im getting there tho🤣🤣 Primus just knows that I wasn't prepared for that yet

Bayverse Optimus x human afab reader. Cuddles. I want to read about cuddles please. Reader asking for cuddles and/or Optimus asking for them.

I think Bayverse Optimus is the softest of softies actually and would adore quiet, sweet moments like that 100%. I mean, look at that gif, he's so cuddle shaped.

Safe & Sound

Optimus x Reader

Warnings: None it’s just cute fluff

Word Count: 700+

You grabbed the edge of Optimus’ birth with both hands and peered over the top.

“Psst” you whispered. When he didn’t stir, you tried again. “Pssssst-” you hissed, louder this time.

Optimus slowly opened one optic in response and couldn’t help but softly smile at you, seeing only the top half of your face from your position. You stared at him with hopeful eyes and jumped up, trying to show enough of your face to give him an eager smile.

“Yes, sweet one?” his voice was hoarse from sleep.

You took his acknowledgment as permission to get closer, and threw a pillow and blanket up there before starting to hoist yourself onto the berth. 

“You came prepared,” he teased while watching you try to hop up a few times. On your third attempt, Optimus took pity and lent a servo to help you scramble up.

“I can’t sleep,” you said as you adjusted to sit on your knees near his helm, “and I know you don’t like me sleeping in the berth with you ‘cus you don’t wanna accidentally squish me,” you turned your face away from him, “and because I move too much,” you quickly added.

You were going to say more to plead your case, but to your delight, Optimus moved to give you better access to him.

“Yes,” you quietly hissed, victorious. You crawled over to snuggle into his chassis and hummed in satisfaction as you got settled. “I promise I’ll move out of the way when I get too sleepy.”

“No you won’t,” Optimus whispered and you looked up to see his optics were closed again, but he still had a small smile on his face. “You say that every time, but you fall asleep before you can move, sweetspark.”

“Nuh-uh,” you huffed, “I always wake up right by your helm, safe and sound and out of the way.”

“That is because I put you there after you fall asleep,” he chuckled.

“Oh,” you frowned, “I guess that’s why I never remember it then.”

“Yes, that would be why.”

“Sorry,” you whispered.

“No need, darling,” he pulled you closer against him, “I don’t mind.”

Of course he didn’t. He never minded when it came to you. In fact, he enjoyed this little workaround you’d found. It pained him to refuse your presence at night, even if it was out of concern for your wellbeing, so even though he often feigned frustration at your insistence to join him, he nearly always caved.

You tried to stay still, but it was just so difficult when he was so big, and there were so many different places to cuddle up to. You slowly moved across his chassis to get up to his shoulder. You didn’t need to sneak around like that, Optimus absolutely felt you moving, but it made you feel better pretending like he couldn’t if you were careful enough.

“Hey,” you tapped on his cheek, “I forgot the blanket.” you pointed in its direction.

Optimus opened his tired optics to gaze down at you and your guilty smile before picking up the blanket and pillow for you.

“Thank you,” you said sweetly before giving his cheek a quick kiss.

“Mm-hmm,” he mumbled, but it was nearly drowned out by the sound of you shuffling around to perfect the little nest you were making against his neck and shoulder.

Once you were situated, satisfied you’d be able to fall asleep in that spot, you curled up against him and sighed in contentment. Optimus brought a servo up to cradle you for a moment and you nuzzled against his neck cables in response.

“Goodnight,” you cooed.

“Goodnight, sweet one. Rest well,” Optimus closed his optics to relax, but was careful not to fall into recharge before you were asleep. When your breath became slow and even, and you let out a few soft snores, the Prime finally moved you and your little blanket cocoon to lay next to his helm. Close enough for comfort, but far enough he felt you were safe. 

Besides, sometimes you kicked in your sleep, and as much as he loved you, you were stronger than you looked and he didn’t appreciate being woken up so violently. Optimus chuckled to himself at the thought of your little foot against his helm and how silly it must look. Though he knew the two of you must look silly often, simply by being together. Still, he wouldn’t want it any other way.

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..........what did I just read.............

Bayverse Optimus x human afab reader. Cuddles. I want to read about cuddles please. Reader asking for cuddles and/or Optimus asking for them.

I think Bayverse Optimus is the softest of softies actually and would adore quiet, sweet moments like that 100%. I mean, look at that gif, he's so cuddle shaped.

Safe & Sound

Optimus x Reader

Warnings: None it’s just cute fluff

Word Count: 700+

You grabbed the edge of Optimus’ birth with both hands and peered over the top.

“Psst” you whispered. When he didn’t stir, you tried again. “Pssssst-” you hissed, louder this time.

Optimus slowly opened one optic in response and couldn’t help but softly smile at you, seeing only the top half of your face from your position. You stared at him with hopeful eyes and jumped up, trying to show enough of your face to give him an eager smile.

“Yes, sweet one?” his voice was hoarse from sleep.

You took his acknowledgment as permission to get closer, and threw a pillow and blanket up there before starting to hoist yourself onto the berth. 

“You came prepared,” he teased while watching you try to hop up a few times. On your third attempt, Optimus took pity and lent a servo to help you scramble up.

“I can’t sleep,” you said as you adjusted to sit on your knees near his helm, “and I know you don’t like me sleeping in the berth with you ‘cus you don’t wanna accidentally squish me,” you turned your face away from him, “and because I move too much,” you quickly added.

You were going to say more to plead your case, but to your delight, Optimus moved to give you better access to him.

“Yes,” you quietly hissed, victorious. You crawled over to snuggle into his chassis and hummed in satisfaction as you got settled. “I promise I’ll move out of the way when I get too sleepy.”

“No you won’t,” Optimus whispered and you looked up to see his optics were closed again, but he still had a small smile on his face. “You say that every time, but you fall asleep before you can move, sweetspark.”

“Nuh-uh,” you huffed, “I always wake up right by your helm, safe and sound and out of the way.”

“That is because I put you there after you fall asleep,” he chuckled.

“Oh,” you frowned, “I guess that’s why I never remember it then.”

“Yes, that would be why.”

“Sorry,” you whispered.

“No need, darling,” he pulled you closer against him, “I don’t mind.”

Of course he didn’t. He never minded when it came to you. In fact, he enjoyed this little workaround you’d found. It pained him to refuse your presence at night, even if it was out of concern for your wellbeing, so even though he often feigned frustration at your insistence to join him, he nearly always caved.

You tried to stay still, but it was just so difficult when he was so big, and there were so many different places to cuddle up to. You slowly moved across his chassis to get up to his shoulder. You didn’t need to sneak around like that, Optimus absolutely felt you moving, but it made you feel better pretending like he couldn’t if you were careful enough.

“Hey,” you tapped on his cheek, “I forgot the blanket.” you pointed in its direction.

Optimus opened his tired optics to gaze down at you and your guilty smile before picking up the blanket and pillow for you.

“Thank you,” you said sweetly before giving his cheek a quick kiss.

“Mm-hmm,” he mumbled, but it was nearly drowned out by the sound of you shuffling around to perfect the little nest you were making against his neck and shoulder.

Once you were situated, satisfied you’d be able to fall asleep in that spot, you curled up against him and sighed in contentment. Optimus brought a servo up to cradle you for a moment and you nuzzled against his neck cables in response.

“Goodnight,” you cooed.

“Goodnight, sweet one. Rest well,” Optimus closed his optics to relax, but was careful not to fall into recharge before you were asleep. When your breath became slow and even, and you let out a few soft snores, the Prime finally moved you and your little blanket cocoon to lay next to his helm. Close enough for comfort, but far enough he felt you were safe. 

Besides, sometimes you kicked in your sleep, and as much as he loved you, you were stronger than you looked and he didn’t appreciate being woken up so violently. Optimus chuckled to himself at the thought of your little foot against his helm and how silly it must look. Though he knew the two of you must look silly often, simply by being together. Still, he wouldn’t want it any other way.

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he's just a little guy

The Boy Wonder (2024) #2 by Juni Ba

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this is canonically how tim added the pants to the robin costume

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Quit calling us out🤣🤣

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Couldn't have done it without my Honorary Helldiver!!🫡 FOR SUPER EARRRRTTTTTHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

So @sad-ghost-of-garbage created this Miley Cyrus edit idea and Sweet Liberty..... it works🤣🤣🤣

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So @sad-ghost-of-garbage created this Miley Cyrus edit idea and Sweet Liberty..... it works🤣🤣🤣

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LIBERTY SYNERGY!!!!!!!

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Met a goon at the bar the other day. He said the most terrifying thing that had ever happened to him was not something batman did, but was the time Robin only had a steel chair to fight with.

"Which one?"

*horrified voice* "What do you mean which one?"

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NO. NEVER. ITS PERFECT

If I ever become a filmmaker, I want my shit to be the most autistic, colorful mess of movies that burn down all the mega studios along the way. Is that too much to ask?

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LET THIS PERSON COOK