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hrhjakub ,

“I don’t think you actually know what salty means.”

❛ --i’ll show you salty.. ❜

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emmelinechevalier ,

“Oh c’mon, I was just teasing you. As a matter of fact, I think you’re a lot better than most of the princes around here. You actually have a sense of humor. I’m sure your fiancée will be delighted with you. A lot of girls really like beards, you know.” 

❛ – i don’t know about that, i’ve met a few women here that aren’t particularly fond of my sense of humor but honestly.. if my fiancé hates it, she’ll have to deal with it because this bearded prince isn’t changing for anyone. ❜

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hrhromina ,

“Of course you are.”

“Do you really think they’re going to let us disappear on an ‘expedition’? I’ll bet we’re being watched right this second”

❛ you’d be surprised how many times i’ve sneaked out-- it was so bad at one point they had to hire two guys to watch me. i know a couple of things about getting out of sight and out of mind. ❜

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hrhjakub ,

“No one. I thought I would stop you before you decided to try another terrible joke.”

❛ all these flavors and you choose to be salty.. ❜

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anotherprincecharming ,

“I don’t know if I’m looking forward to hearing them or dreading it.”

❛ i only know one thing i’m dreading and i’m sure you are too-- you’ll wish you could hear my jokes. ❜

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jchvnnv ,

    “so have the lot of us. don’t worry, you’re excused.”

❛ i mean i was perfectly content with the way my life was going but now -- everything’s changing.. anyways i shouldn’t be ranting to you. ❜

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emmelinechevalier ,

“I was talking about Ireland! I should hide there. Just live of off of the potatoes and beer forever. That’s not fair! You must honor the loyalty code!”

❛ – me and honor in the same sentence is not something that you hear often but you’re right, i should try and be a better prince.. soon to be husband to someone. you know, i don’t know how i feel about that. ❜

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Laire’s grin is impossibly large as she begins to laugh, her hands cupping up around her face. It was moments exactly like this that made it hard to believe she was a princess. ‘ I mean we could always just call someone, but is it really the right thing for a NOBLE person to do ?? ‘ It wasn’t that she necessarily wanted to clean it up herself, but she knew that she couldn’t rely on others forever to clean up her messes. Wow, way to be deep Laire. ‘ Listen– it could happen !! ‘

❛ do you really thing i’m going to give you a straight answer ? ❜ he stopped one of the maids and placed the shards in her trash bag GENTLY before notifying her of the REST of the mess, ❛ see, that’s how it’s done laire-- you know, i ran into your perfect husband to be earlier and he seems like a SMARTASS. ❜  even though he would normally keep his rather ENTITLED opinions to himself, this one slipped. he wasn’t TRYING to start anything, he only cares about her feelings, ❛ and you know, no one could yell at you-- i can’t even yell at you. ❜ 

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jchvnnv ,

    “dad jokes are supposed to be horrible, though. i actually complimented you.”

❛ guess you’re right, i’ve just been through a lot in the past day or so-- i’m a little off from the world right now. you have to excuse me. ❜

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hrhromina ,

“Get lit? Who are you?”

“I didn’t mean a party, Marcas. I just want to get some fresh air. I live for exploring, you know.”

❛ an actual teenage boy with a lot more facial hair. ❜

❛ exploring is for beginners, you gotta start an expedition. ❜

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anotherprincecharming ,

“I’m slightly concerned for how bad the other dad jokes will be.”

❛ on a scale from one to ten-- about a ten. ❜

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patrickkormadore ,

“Future reference, hmm. You mean insults are totally out of the question? What next- no pranks aloud? I know first impressions are valuable but man, even though you can’t tell a joke, take this one.”

❛ -- considering most the things that come out of my mouth are jokes, i think i know how to take them.. pranks are also not out of the question-- neither are insults, mick jagger. ❜

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emmelinechevalier ,

“Well, that’s about the last place I could probably hide seeing as I’m French myself. But I could fair well on your turf. Lots of green, lots of potatoes. I think I’d be set. Hey, listen. There will be no dragging of anybody, we’re not getting caught.”

❛ --you think france has potatoes, come to ireland. good food, good beer, semi-good people.. i’m joking, but listen i will take anyone and everyone down with me. ❜

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hrhromina ,

“No, no. I just missed that. Yes, I’ll probably end up going outside, on my own. I just thought I would get company if I asked for it, but if you want to stay and read a book, I’m not going to make you go.”

❛ i mean, yeah i like parties-- i just didn’t think we’d go out and get lit on the first night but, i’m up for anything at this point.  books can wait. ❜

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princessbente ,

“Right?  Our parents are a little bit insane to think that this will work.  I have much bigger problems than whether or not I find my partner annoying.”

❛ i mean, you know i’m a difficult person but hey ! if worse comes to worse, we can just go to the bar together and forget about them.. even if we still have to face our problems in the morning. ❜

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patrickkormadore ,

“I can appreciate a dad joke or two, I really can, but sir- that was horrible.”

❛ you know, some future advise-- i would honestly not insult the brother of the woman you’re supposed to marry, it’s not a good first impression. ❜