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two wonderful things i saw online today

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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the drowning machine

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schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

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Not a single don zimmer card… not a single bill ripkin fuckface card…

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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

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No one did it quite like wolf 359. While i do think its strengths (individual stories, enclosed metaphors, single episode monologues) may have in part led to the struggles it dealt with in the final season (lack of closure and an increase in narrative struggle with dissatisfying payoff) i genuinely cant care because at its core wolf 359 has such a beautiful way of showing off its characters to you and describing exactly who they are to themselves and to others. It has marvel ass dialogue and a dedicated “cut to a funny contradiction” sound effect and also it has memoria and variations on a theme and they were only reaching out to find out what music was and so so many really compelling questions about humanity and it genuinely struck so many wonderful fucking chords. It’s such an interesting piece of media to me in one thousand different ways.

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My mom always gets mad when I ask her not to talk with her mouth full, like queen, that’s what YOU taught ME!!

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Duuuuuude

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

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Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you

This is fucking hilarious

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