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Disney Parental Figures in their youth

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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An abandoned tlt wip

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The problem Sam Reich is going to have is that one day there will be an actual technical fault on Game Changer and nobody will believe him.

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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?

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the gods have forgotten the song of their love

guess he didn't brush her hair and dress her everywhere

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Tumblr is like the Baudelaire children of websites : Being passed on from one terrible authority figure to another who always fail to address the real problems chasing it down all along

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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

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christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

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i’ve been a 23 year old girl and i can tell you it does not

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It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

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alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

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sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse