V having a horribly unlucky love life through (mostly) no fault of her own is one of my favorite headcanons.
Like, hey, you have an ADORABLE dog-obsessed boyfriend and he even reads to you while you're in a coma! Now wouldn't it suck if his memories got erased and you both had to almost completely change who you were as people? WELL A LITTLE DRONE NAMED CYN HAS SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU V!
Good news! During your planet slaughtering escapades, you grow more and more fond of your other squad mate and she doesn't seem too opposed to the idea ether, now wouldn't it suck if she happened to have a gray/aromantic awakening? WELLLLLLLLLLLL-
Now here you are, you've almost given up on love, you missed your chance with N and you're 80% sure that he might even be falling in love with a worker. NOW WOULDN'T IT SUCK IF YOU WERE DOING THE EXACT SAME THING?
I just love River City Girls, and I thought I make a AU type thing where Uzi and V is trying to save their boyfriend. N’s fiiiiiiine. Just playing with some puppies.
Likely a one time thing, but it’s fun to think about.
Public safety? Who’s she?
Here’s N admiring his badass girlfriends. I had enough space for him.
Also, the end credit song (Can’t Quit the RCG) is a banger. And also N-coded—