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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Tag yourself

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It’s okay if you want to grieve that your body and/or mind aren’t functioning the way you want them to. It’s okay to take time to grieve that. You don’t always have to be positive.

But please remember that your value and worth never decrease, no matter what you cannot do because of your illness, condition or disability.

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Further, some authors may never even find out the lawsuit is happening. The court's suggested notification scheme "would require class claimants to themselves notify other potential rightsholders," groups said, overlooking the fact that it cost Google $34.5 million "to set up a 'Books Rights Registry' to identify owners for payouts under the proposed settlement" in one of the largest cases involving book authors prior to the AI avalanche of lawsuits.

If you're an author, please use this database to see if you could qualify for that sweet GenAI lawsuit money.

I have never ever ever in my life asked someone to blaze my posts.

But if you want to throw me some pennies blaze this. I want ALL OF THE AUTHORS to know that they have the opportunities to get some sweet sweet GenAI lawsuit money.

Like to charge. Reblog to cast that Anthropic will have to pay out the ass.

-fae

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When you realize fanfic writers are just fanfic readers who couldn't find what they wanted to read 💀

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Do what I did and place them all on hold at the library at the same time! Then pick them all up at the same time and try walking out the door until the librarians take pity on you and ask if you want a bag! Good times.

HTTYD book things movie watchers are missing out on

(this is just propaganda to make you read the books)

Fishlegs is sassy. Possibly even more sassy than hiccup

Hiccup blows up the red death, while Still Inside the red death

There are actually tribes in the archipelago outside Berk and the Berserks

Toothless is a horrible small creature that regularly wakes Hiccup up at 3 AM and eats spoons

Camicazi

Hiccup realizes he’s left handed and immediately learns how to sword fight

Snotlout actively tries to murder Hiccup for about 11 books

There is a real character named Big-Boobied Bertha who’s main quality is her boobs that have killed before (and will kill again)

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock I and II are given backstories and are actually super important

Hiccup is shot in the foot with an arrow that was once In A Potato and becomes immune to every poison

The main characters spend a whole book traveling to America, only to immediately turn around the second they make it to shore

Toothless “cock-a-doodle-doos” like a rooster when he’s happy

Hiccup has a second dragon named Windwalker who’s basically just an extremely nervous borzoi

The Beserkers do monthly human sacrifices

Hiccup locks a witch in a cabinet and then beats her at chess

Every once in awhile Fishlegs gets to go on a murderous rampage

Hiccups shoots a man in the ass. While on skis

Toothless often wears a very small fur coat

Hiccup, Fishlegs, and Camicazi win a swimming race by coming back to shore three months later

Camicazi owns a dragon that speaks Norse, is a pathological liar, and changes color like a mood ring

The Vikings are actually pirates

Toothless stops a volcano eruption (after it’s already happened) by throwing a rock into it

Berk owns one ☝️ book that consists of two ✌️ sentences

Dragons have their own language that Hiccup taught himself

Hiccup trips and falls into becoming the boy of prophecy while moaning and groaning the entire way

Fishlegs writes a love letter to the heiress of another tribe, which leads to him and Hiccup becoming human sacrifices

Valhallarama (Hiccup’s mom) is a 6-foot buff war hero

Hiccup manages to trick his father and village into believing he is an entirely different boy by putting on an eyepatch

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writer culture is telling all your friends about how you've been working on your cool new wip and you're actually liking how it's turning out but the second they ask you what it's about - or worse, ask to read it - you run away screaming

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First time attempting a sky background,still trying to figure out clouds tho

Added a night fury too!

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Poor boy was trying to breathe but fell asleep. This is actually not funny. Breeding dogs with smashed noses is ACTIVELY HARMFUL.

Tired boy

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???

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You know, when I see fictional characters who repress all their emotions, they're usually aloof and very blunt about keeping people at a distance, sometimes to an edgy degree—but what I don't see nearly enough are the emotionally repressed characters who are just…mellow.

Think about it. In real life, the person that's bottling up all their emotions is not the one that's brooding in the corner and snaps at you for trying to befriend them. More often than not, it's that friendly person in your circle who makes easy conversation with you, laughs with you, and listens and gives advice whenever you're upset. But you never see them upset, in fact they seem to have endless patience for you and everything around them—and so you call them their friend, you trust them. And only after months of telling them all your secrets do you realize…

…they've never actually told you anything about themselves.

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Or just become a digital packrat. As long as it organized, who cares?

deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

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What is Hamlet talking to Yorick?

The body of a post is where Hamlet talks to Claudius. The tags is where Hamlet talks to the audience

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fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.