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tell him he needs to fix the pacemaker on ur pussy

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remember when I posted about finding matt clines on bumble

he literally just matched me lmao what should I say

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update: I swiped right but we didn’t match clearly I am not his type bc I am not a compulsive liar

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born in the white house moved to a cactus on the sun flew on a plane to the internet and stole flying money from the world then lifted some weights next to pizza, a cocktail, a football, a basketball, and a soccer ball on a golf course and also he waved at a panda

notjustawave replied to your photoset: I know I literally haven’t been on this blog in a…

post his bio or something

it’s literally just a bunch of emojis and then his instagram username lmao

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notjustawave replied to your photoset: I know I literally haven’t been on this blog in a...

post his bio or something

it’s literally just a bunch of emojis and then his instagram username lmao

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I know I literally haven’t been on this blog in a hundred years and I’m not even watching the new season but did I just fucking find matt from last season on bumble

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I know I’ve been MIA but I just came back here to express how shocked I am that victor and nicole are still together

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People have been dragging Jess on twitter and I’m so here for it

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Me when I’m feeling weak: “I miss blogging in the BB tag!” Me: *Actually visits the BB tag* Me:

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Metta World Peace during the first veto competition

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imagine standing between two people who put you out of a cumulative million dollars

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Metta Will Kirby has already won the game, why are we even still pretending these nerds have a chance

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Raven trying to break back into the BB house to show Ari HER finger injury

Ari: I hurt my finger :(

Raven outside the sliding glass doors:

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whatever I’mma post these happy selfiegate

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when are we having a selfiegate tbh

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Omarosa is about to be as blindsided as I was November 8th, 2016

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Is Shannon really gonna be the one to ruin the girls alliance…and before the first eviction at that….