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being a directioner was literally such an important part of my childhood this feels so surreal
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Hearing “you look so fucking pretty” while I’m doing the most ungodly and nastiest shit ever >>>>>
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When I tell you I was pissing my pants laughing at this.
“This wallpaper is so cute, we could live here” ME IN A NUTSHELL I have ADHD (I’m medicated for it) but when I’m off it this is me 😭
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teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months

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i love a good 90 minute movie. let's get this started and wrapped up in a timely fashion
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“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol
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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
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Gaz: So… are you two friends?
Soap: yes-
Ghost: No
Soap: *sniffs* n-no…
Ghost: We’re soulmates
Soap:
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🐸💖 FROGGIE CUTIE 💖🐸
🐸💀 ghost 💀🐸 || 🐸🚁 gaz 🚁🐸 || 🐸🧼 soap 🧼🐸 || 🐸🥥 price 🥥🐸 || 🐸👑 könig 👑🐸 || 🐸✨ farah ✨🐸 || 🐸⭐ alejandro⭐🐸
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Stiles, crying: I can't get Eli to stop crying!
Derek, also crying and pointing at Stiles: And I can't get STILES to stop crying!
Noah: boys, Eli just has colic-
Stiles, full-on sobbing now: WE GAVE OUR SON COLIC!
Noah: give me my grandson before you break him a and go upstairs. Get your exhausted asses some sleep, you idiots.
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Peter: So... you’ll just let the pack be “free range”. Let them wonder freely.
Derek: Peter-
Stiles: Hell yeah, they're free range. They have free range to stalk on up and kick some ass!
Derek: As you can see... This isn't really my choice anyways.
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König: has Y/n yelled at you yet?
Horangi: I’m not scared of them
König: …
König: so that's a no
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I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs.
Valeria’s prison break scene has me on my knees.
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Y/n: guys, what color is my shirt?
Ghost: gray
Price: gray
Gaz: gray
Y/n: exactly. Now, Soap, tell them what color you said my shirt was
Soap: I don’t want to….
Ghost: spit it out, Johnny
Soap:
Soap: …dark white…
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