Jasmine, 24yo, In love with the man of my dreams Brian David McAllister ๐๐
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when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta
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the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think
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what doesnโt kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had
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no wonder theyโre called oral presentations they suck dick
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Iโve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
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i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterdayโs eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
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