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I made some pixel art and had so much fun 🥰

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RAT GALA

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Me: woah that girl over there is like 30cm tall! (9ft) But wait... this girl has certainly had to hear every joke and comment in the book about her height... I should just not bring it up at all. Hey girl! Your hair is nice!

Tall girl: Thanks... I grew it myself.

MY OBNOXIOUS RIVAL: Hey girl! Did anyone ever tell you that you're tall as FUCK? Who needs a ladder when we got you am I right???

Tall girl: Wow... no one has ever noticed my height before. I was starting to get self-conscious... thank you. Would you like to go for a drink?

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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Polyam possessiveness can be so hot. "You're mine, but I choose to share you, anyway. I own you, so I love to see you happy. Mine, but not mine alone. I love you, and I want to share that love with the world."

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Pagliacci……….

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what's the term for the kink where you get off on being forced to admit stuff. where you don't like to talk about your embarrassing secrets unless someone is condescendingly teasing you about it and they're getting sadistic pleasure from your discomfort and they have you backed into a corner and you know they're not going to let you know peace unless you spill your guts to them. i get so insanely horny for that. but like. i would never fucking admit that though. you could not torture that information out of me

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*david attenborough voice* truly the most dangerous predator in the animal kingdom

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take back what is yours

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NEVER GIVE UP

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by 浅目蛾雨@asamegasame

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dragon who could snuff your life out in about a dozen ways with no effort at all but she’s the sweetest creature you’ve ever met and she’s never so much as scratched you

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier