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one of the worst things is being in the fandom of an old show that isnāt popular anymore that has a super generic name so you canāt find any content without looking for hours through hundreds of posts help
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CADAVER DOGS DESERVE MORE SUPPORT
REBLOG TO PAT ONE GOOD BODY-SNIFFINā BOI
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Luther: LastĀ I checked Iām still the leader of this family
Number 5:Ā Well, last I ChEcKeD Iām 28 years oLdEr than you.Ā
Me:
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My thoughts on the Umbrella Academy members before and after watching the show
Number One:Ā
Before: Oh, look! Thatās Sir Percival! He is going to be the heart of the show!
After: CAN you make just ONE right decision for a change, you big monkey!?
Number Two:Ā
Before: He is going to be the daddyās boy of the group, the one that stayed in the academy like a little bitch because he canāt think for himself.
After: You are doing your BEST, sweetie! I know you are troubled and you love your mom and you just want to help everybody and thereās a stuttering scared little boy inside and I love you!
Number Three:
Before: Well, arenāt you going to be bland. Probably telling everybody to do the right thing. Iām bored already.
After: Jesus, your story is DARK! But I know that you are doing your best and you want to repent your sins.
Number Four:
Before: He is played by Robert Sheehan so Iāll probably fall in love.
After: As I predicted - I am in love!Ā I will DIE for him!
Number Five:Ā
Before: This is going to be the annoying kid that knows the world is ending but doesāt know what to do about it, and be aĀ nuisance during the entire show. I will probably hate him.
After: THIS is the BEST character EVER! A sarcastic little shit that thinks heās better than everybody (and probably is) trying to save the world with pure bitterness, sarcasm and lots of coffee.
Number Six:
Before: Didnāt know he existed.
After: Weeeeee!
Number Seven:
Before: Can somebody love her!?
After: CAN somebody PLEASE love her!
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april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell ātrolled uā and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your faceĀ
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try to explain the difference between left and right
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This is legit all Iāve been able to think about with looking at the bird box memes and hearing abt the plot
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whereās that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
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