the cullen family: edward PLEASE sit down and drink your deer blood, we know you hate yourself, we know you wish you were dead, we know bella shouldn’t love a heartless monster like you, we know you’ve been sentenced with damnation, we’ve heard you say this everyday for the past 109 years.
i forgot how to properly talk to my parents so now that this lockdowns going on im on the ropes. i was waiting for my coffee to be done this morning and dad asked me what was up and i said the first thing that popped in my head, which was that ive been thinking ive never seen a funeral held at night, so i wanna have a night time funeral when i die cause that would be dope i think. he was like what the hell is wrong with you why would you just say that out of nowhere. can we please go outside soon