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it's still easter on the west coast

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"So the bad news is that your athletic career is over. The good news is...you're not alone."

"Happy death day, Clark. I promise it can only get better from here."

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SHIP IN A NUTSHELL Old Stantini Edition

You really have to compare the younger them and the older them to get the full picture, but this might raise more questions than it answers. Text wall in the upper right is transcribed below.

WHAT PULLS THEM TOGETHER?

They've each been through a lot, and they're tired of running. They don't know if they'll ever know each other's full story, but they don't pry. It's rare to find someone so free of judgement—or at least willing to turn a blind eye (pun not intended) to make things work.

WHAT PUSHES THEM APART?

Their lifestyles are still so different especially once Stan sets off with Ford. Cherry still does her solo missions as a ghostbuster demonbrawler exorcist...but once she and Stan are in the same room again, they're obnoxiously inseparable. Making up for lost time seems to be a recurring theme.

DESCRIBE THE MEET-CUTE.

After making it back from a job gone wrong, a bewildered Cherry finds it's been over a decade since anyone has seen or heard from her—time was clearly flowing differently when she was being tortured in a demonic dimension. Disoriented, she finds herself once more at the Mystery Shack. With a shock of white hair and an eye missing, she is unrecognizable to Stan, especially when she's barely aged at all, and time hasn't been so kind to him. He's distrustful at first, but helps her acclimate to her new setting. Unfortunately, she has little information for him on opening portals. Not with science, anyway.

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4/1 — It's the April Fool!

Conveniently, her birthday lines up with the twins visiting Gravity Falls for spring break!? Mabel was so sure Stan was going to "gift" Cherry the title of Graunty that she managed to convince Dipper. It didn't happen.

*I'm going to say that Ford is taking the photo and that he's not just missing because I wasn't sure where to fit him in. Or Soos for that matter. Or anyone else.

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Stan's been having strange dreams...

Textless version!

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Mabel put Cherry up to it.

My computer froze thrice while drawing, so that tells you how much the universe fought to prevent this from existing.

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Ask and ye shall receive.

It may or may not be super intuitive, because I didn't expect anyone else to want it. I just took my favorite elements from a bunch of different shipping memes and cobbled them together.

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Hello, I'm Bill Murray

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SHIP IN A NUTSHELL Young Stantini Edition

For all three people who have anything approaching a vested interest in these two. Text wall in the upper right is transcribed below.

WHAT PULLS THEM TOGETHER?

In an uncertain world, they're a comforting constant. They both know the other is a series of secrets that can't be told, and that's fine. For now, it's enough to have someone who "gets" it—more or less.

WHAT PUSHES THEM APART?

They're at totally different places in life, and both using MULTIPLE aliases/disguises. They've run into each other numerous times since they were teenagers...without ever realizing it! So, they keep starting things over and over again. Is this what they call fate?

DESCRIBE THE MEET-CUTE.

He was living in his car and nursing his drink at a bar. Something about him felt familiar. She was weak for pathetic guys and invited him to her place. He'd seen her turn down several guys and couldn't guess her game, but the idea of a real bed that night was irresistible. Confusion set in when she led him to the kitchen...then grilled him a simple ham & cheese sandwich. She pointed out that his stomach had been rumbling all night. He nearly cried.

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you have three guesses who he's based on, and the first two don't count.

who's that pokemon! it's...

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Cherry is 3 apples tall and Ford regrets letting himself get dragged up there

I think it goes without saying, but the internet is a funny place, so: this is not Stancest, this is a joke

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one more for the road

A rare look into the creative process

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A rare look into the creative process

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Sometimes you have to let your demons loose

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this is what i get for rushing (i am an accountable man)

pi day friday

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pi day friday

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This may be is the stupidest thing I've ever drawn.