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I’d forgotten there was a koko the talking gorilla episode of x-files…it really was the nineties back in the nineties
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No baby I think the way u crumble under stress is very cute and lovely
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college chara and college frisk in the dark world, what will they do there?
the au
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let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks
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Espeon & Umbreon Valentine’s Day Mugs from the Pokémon Center. (Flickr)
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I'm not a prayin' man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn't quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, "HE'S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?" and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.
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what if i stood in your aoe. and we were both girls
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the end of ch 4 getting so many bad posts to go "not only is toriel not a perfect mom" (true, i think this is textual) "she's also a whore and an alcoholic" ok whoa hey lets chill a bit.
it's so frusturating because you'll get people who are able to pick up subtext like "Toriel is looking down the barrel of empty nest syndrome (divorced, ex moved out, child in college, other child graduating soon) and has a strained relationship with the family her family was once super close to due to some unspecified (for now) tragedy" but instead of following it to the logical conclusion of "she's lonely and isolated and not dealing with it well" will immedialely jump 99 degrees of severity to say something like "is Toriel's relationship with Susie manipulative? just asking questions" while very unsubtly hinting really unsavoury things, with a dash of interpretting random details in the worst possible light of course ("what's so funny toriel?" well, she's drunk??)
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Cats are so soft that when you pet them you can’t help but feel that you are getting the better end of the deal
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Please, please, have a seat.
I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you
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guy that thinks more than they speak vs guy that doesnt think before they speak (although frisk wouldve still said that even if they thought it through lol) prev
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come follow me
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