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me at a lesbian bar

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me at a lesbian bar

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I've got a couple novelty condoms from braeburned that seem apt. Wanna help me use 'em (or not ;3)?

i think this is the correct way to walk up to me and ask me to rail u everyone take notes

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people: age regressors are the most disgusting vermin on earth and they're all evil

age regressors: I'm eating candy and wearing pajamas life is so dope rn

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I feel like such a horrible person for making him believe I want to have sex and do kink with him when I'm just doing it to make myself feel horrible. But at the same time he gets enjoyment out of doing those things to me so if he doesn't know im using him to h ü r t myself its kind of a win win. He gets to get enjoyment out of doing fucked up things to a person that's 3 times younger than him and I get to have some one be able to  h u r t me so much deeper (on a mental leval) than i ever could. 

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I feel like such a horrible person for making him believe I want to have sex and do kink with him when I'm just doing it to make myself feel horrible. But at the same time he gets enjoyment out of doing those things to me so if he doesn't know im using him to h ü r t myself its kind of a win win. He gets to get enjoyment out of doing fucked up things to a person that's 3 times younger than him and I get to have some one be able to  h u r t me so much deeper (on a mental leval) than i ever could. 

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no but why did he not even seem that happy abt taking the anal virginity of a girl three times younger than him. Is my agegapkink to big or was he afraid of saying anything to pervy? I hate when men are so afraid of sounding p3d0

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"No, please, it hurts, oh my god I can't take it," makes me so fucking hard, especially when we both know you're taking it anyway no matter how much you beg. Your pleading just makes me want you even more.

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You should hold your sub’s head down on your cock. I promise, they love it. They love having your cock down their throat. The longer you hold them down there, the better! Don’t worry about them hitting and pushing against your legs, that’s just encouragement! And don’t worry about the tears, they’re just so happy to be serving you! They like it down there, I guarantee it. They’ll be sooooo happy when you let them breathe. Make sure they say thank you, and then do it all over again!

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Talk to me about my trauma in an insensitive way and take advantage of me when I dissociate

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oh oomf that i kinda wanna fuck has a girlfriend…

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i purr like a cat when im fingered btw, start rubbing my face on you and clawing at everything around me too

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i want you to jerk off to my trauma.

i want to tell you all about what made me the pervert i am today. i want to tell you the person who gave me my incest kink and tell you all the gory details about the night that spurred my rape kink. i want you to cum when i tell you about all the abuse i endured just so that i can get a little wet when you threaten to hit me.

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Fucking furries on TikTok back at it again with their stupid takes on animal packers. I thought we were done with this???

First of all, what makes furries think they have any right to an opinion on therians? Or therian topics? Bitch literally who invited you?

I feel like they just really don’t get it. Like.. explain to me how animal packers are harmful to anyone or anything?? It’s a piece of fucking fabric.

“It’s weird to wear animal genitalia!! Why not just wear a human packer???” BECAUSE WE’RE NOT FUCKING HUMAN!!! This isn’t fucking rocket science. If I wanted to make myself feel most authentically me, I would wear something that affirmed both my gender AND my species!!! I’m not just going to pick & choose.

And NEWS FLASH: just because something has/is a genital, DOESN’T MAKE IT INHERENTLY SEXUAL. You people act like just having proximity to a genital makes something sexual.

Guess what?? EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING HAS GENITALS. This argument is literally so stupid when applied to literally anything else. “Children shouldn’t be shown genitals bc they’re sexual and you’re a predator!!” “Trans people shouldn’t be around children [bc of seen proximity to sex/genitals] they’re predators!!”

Oh em gee u guys, if you own a dog you’re a zoophile!! Because dogs have genitals!!! Why would you willingly buy a pet with animal genitals??? You predator!!!

Bitch genitals are a fact of life. If someone isn’t touching a dog, they aren’t hurting literally anybody.

Also, for therians, it’s not about the fact that it’s a “dog dick” it’s about the fact that it’s MY DICK.

I am a dog, this is my dick. I am not sexually attracted to my own dick. That’s literally like saying every trans man who wears a packer is gay. Or every trans woman who tucks is a lesbian. If you believe that straight trans people exist, then animal packers shouldn’t be so difficult to wrap your head around.

“But animal genitals!!!” Yeah they have them. Fact of life. Everyone does. Get over it. I’m not touching my actual dog’s actual dick because I’m not attracted to dogs. I just want my body to look how it’s supposed to look.

Quit accusing random people online of being perverts, because it just comes off as disingenuous and/or projecting. And furries stop speaking on therian topics. It’s literally none of your business

And still & always, shoutout to CyrusBarks, who was cruelly ousted from TikTok by a bunch of sensitive furries

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jacking off is so awesome until you cum then you look down at your hands and wonder if you should seek clinical psychiatric attention for what you just jerked it to

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getting tricked into sex is maybe the greatest form of noncon/dubcon adj stuff. that is so wonderful, this girl is getting her back blown out and she has question marks around her head

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"Wow you bruise easily" dude just fuck me already