privatehotdog
privatehotdog
guitar enthusiast
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AITA: for just being a guy | 19
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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they should make a brainchip that immediately radars the nearest source of food
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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one day i will learn mitosis and none of you will be able to handle the new world
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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For The Last Time I Dont Like Boys!!!!!!!
Kinda wanna kiss u idk DID YALL HEAR THAT
WOAH WHAT WAS THAT.. must've been the wind !!
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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Leave him alone he's trying His best
I would sell you braincells but you probably couldn't afford them
i sotm think fhis us a questikn :(
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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Do you hate gay people in general or just yourself
I don't hate myself because I'm not GAY!!!!! Gay people are. Okay. Only because Sock is one
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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Simple hater who cannot handle whimsy. Begone
im NGL if i worked for the mafia i would eat them all up
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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Be who you are for your pride
I am NOT. a homosexual
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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The closet is glass....
IM NOT GAY!!!
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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And? Clearly you never got enough of it, no one likes you nearly enough girl. They only tolerate you because you throw parties at Jessica's or whatever her name is. They dgaf about YOU
im NGL if i worked for the mafia i would eat them all up
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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No ones cooler than me, Idaho! Ladies cant get enough of my caramel complexion and dashing good looks
You came crawling back when trying to be a mean girl stopped working out for you, so now you act like the shit on your blog instead
im NGL if i worked for the mafia i would eat them all up
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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@mismatchedsoks You should come hangout sometime I miss my Best Friend
We can watch funny movies
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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heeloo di yoi like your bestfirndd?
sincerely, not yourr best friend :3
Well, yeah, he's my best friend! Love that guy
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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See? even he knows!
Why would you EVER be attracted to men though. Its like self harm. I mean, not that I am but lesbians seem to have it pretty good
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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This you?
im NGL if i worked for the mafia i would eat them all up
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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my current collection
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privatehotdog · 5 months ago
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