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just like me
she's like if an angel fell down from heaven and was kinda mean
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sraight up petting it. and by it. i mean my area
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i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing
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a girl without a dick... is like a woman without a penis
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this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real
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retail job wrapped 2023
you threatened to quit 17 times
you threatened to kill yourself on the sales floor 58 times
you wanted to murder a customer in cold blood 32 times
you spent 1,437 minutes on your phone in the bathroom
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