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mason: and?
parker: and
parker: that never ends well
parker: /never/ dude
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mason: "how you and lav get" lol okay
mason: who reese or lav?
mason: its not a big deal dude its not like either of them are my actual girlfriends
mason: chill it's not like that
parker: yeah but actual girlfriends or not we're still talking about you juggling two chicks at once
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𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 ➣ parker
lavender: oh shit he probably won't like that
lavender: can't let all your aggression out on a trumpet
parker: that's why you've gotta be the one to tell him
parker: or millie
parker: i think he likes the two of you best
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mason: what doesn't? me not remembering? i don't remember shit you know i'm never fucking sober
parker: no
parker: i mean, you know how you and lav get
parker: and now she might think you're with someone else
parker: while you're acting like you're her fucking boyfriend or something
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mason: i know
mason: uhhh idk? maybe? i can't remember if i told her or not
parker: that doesn't sound good, mate
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Mason: who’s reese?
mason: of course I haven’t forgotten dickhead
parker: 🙄🙄🙄🙄
parker: you're fucking hilarious
parker: does lav know that you're just "dating" reese and not actually dating her?
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mason: what?
parker: did you forget that you're supposed to be "dating" reese?
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𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 ➣ parker
lavender: i will GLADLY learn how to play the vihuela
lavender: i learned how to play bass i can do anything
parker: wanna be the one to tell mase that he's on the trumpet now?
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mason: it was just some bullshit with this prick hitting on lavender and wasn't leaving her the fuck alone
mason: i saw her at a club and this dude was sleazy as fuck
parker: lavender?
parker: seriously dude
#❰ • sms.#ofcmasons#okay i know mason and lav have A Thing but idk what it is exactly#KASJDFH#and idk how much parker should know
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mason: people keep pissing me off and my hand hurts i think its broken again
parker: wait
parker: you got into a fucking fight?
parker: with who?
parker: why the fuck wasn't i there?
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mason: cool
mason: idk just in a bad fucking mood
parker: about what?
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𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 ➣ parker
lavender: someone asked what kind of music we make and idk why but screamo mariachi was the first thing that came to mind
lavender: sorry but we're a screamo mariachi band now no take backs ://
parker: no need to apologize
parker: /you're/ the one who's gonna have to learn how to play the vihuela now
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mason: bruv
mason: busy tonight?
mason: i need a distraction
mason: im fucking livid
parker: hey mate
parker: nah we can hang out
parker: what the fuck are you talking about?
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reesehqs:
—— song based starters ; ᴅᴏ ʀᴇ ᴍɪ by ʙʟᴀᴄᴋʙᴇᴀʀ ——— @prkrc
reese: if i murder mason, i’ll be your new drummer xx
parker: what’s with you two parker: it’s like you can’t stand each other but when i ask why, neither of you can give me an actual answer parker: at least, i know that mase can’t
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text: r-squared
rylee: there is, it's a big ass market along with brushes.
rylee: parker? you telling me you don't wear red lipstick??
parker: brushes...for the eye wigs?
parker: that's weird as fuck, ry
parker: i could never pull it off like 90s courtney love so why bother?
#❰ • sms.#ryleeames#it's okay hal is v chill!!#his personality is basically the total complete opposite of gen
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unluckieds:
rian hadn’t heard about riley’s motorcycle accident until after he’d gotten back and turned on his cellphone only to be bombarded by texts from coworkers asking about a twin that he’d never mentioned. and to say rian and riley aren’t close would be an understatement ── but the only thing that can describe the way his heart stayed lodged into his throat until he found out riley was alive and well can only reluctantly be described as something akin to brotherly love. rian can say with certainty that it’s not something he’s familiar with. he knows that he’s the last person riley wants to see so he doesn’t make a special trip back to new york just to check on him, but he does make sure a trip to riley’s place is high on his priority list. rian’s nervous. he can’t even remember the last time the two of them had a conversation that almost escalated into an fight - physical or verbal - but he really, really wants to make sure riley’s okay with his own two eyes. when the door opens to reveal an identical, glowering face, rian wants to say something like: are you okay ? or i really need you to not die, please be more careful; but the only thing he can say after glancing at the mess that is riley’s stitches is an incredulous, “ jesus christ, riley, have you been taking care of that at all ? ” / closed starter for @prkrc !
it was, perhaps, the one facet of being raised like he was that gelled with his self - destructive tendencies. parker doesn’t know how to take care of himself. he can throw together a few meals, keep himself clean, and fix his own leaking pipes, but there are far more basic concepts than those that he struggles to grasp. the enormous cut on the left side of his forehead spans from his hairline to just above his eyebrow. once it was sewn up and covered with a bandage, he figured that was it. sure, there was some prescription the doctor wrote for him that he never got filled, and there were those follow up appointments that he skipped out on to sleep in or to drink with mason or because he just didn’t feel like going. “i went to the hospital.” parker scowled so that he wouldn’t wince when he opened the door to his apartment and rian, of all people, instantly began to fuss over him. “and everyone thought i was you until i opened my mouth.” he lifted a hand to the bandage, which by now looked more like a shred of gauze hanging from medical tape that was beginning to curl at the edges. he was planning to take it off when the cut beneath it stopped hurting, which hadn’t happened yet. “what the fuck are you doing here?” his gaze narrowed at rian as he scoffed. “all of that shit people say about twins being able to feel each other’s pain is fake and even if it wasn’t, my head injury wasn’t severe enough to trick me into thinking that i wanted to talk to you.”
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rylee: dude, more than a pretty face.
rylee: well we've been developing some new false eyelashes
rylee: working on some mattes, but believe it or not a good red is a staple in everyones make up bag.
parker: never said you weren't
parker: ah. i didn't know there was such a big market for eye wigs
parker: not if you don't wear red lipstick it's not
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