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bucket of fun

APRIL 2020, with @prdongseon

“thanks for coming along.”

not that she gave him much choice. with the amount of gossip she shares with him, it works out in the end, sort of. three clients worth of gossip for company to a black market guns dealer only seems fair. protection is in the deal, of course. that’s why she asked dongseon to accompany her in the first place, even if she never really mentioned it explicitly. liying trusts that he can knock someone out before they can pull out a gun on her.

that doesn’t mean she isn’t carrying anything, the pistol in the inner pocket of her coat making it heavier than usual.

this isn’t her go-to guy, hence why she isn’t going alone this time. he's out of the country for the next month and referred her to someone who referred her to someone else. all for this one revolver she’s had her eyes on for a while. a new addition to her personal collection if all goes well.

she walks ahead of dongseon, leading the way to the address provided by this new guy. “should just be around the corner.” they round the corner and—of course, they’re faced with a fried chicken shop. she assumes the operation takes place in the back and rolls her eyes. classic, as in tacky. well, now the instructions provided in the text make sense.

after glancing at her companion, she heads in. it’s mostly empty save for a small group of plastered office workers in the corner. putting on a sharp smile, she walks up to the nearest staff member. “hi, i’m here to speak with your manager.” the temptation to cringe is just as overwhelming as the smell of chicken grease permeating the air. 

god, she misses her usual dealer.

“swear to god, if this smell stays on my clothes...” she mutters to dongseon as they follow the young man through the kitchen and to the back. “bet you ten thousand won that he’s gonna be wearing a hawaiian shirt.”

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prnatsume.

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the second nicest thing he’s ever done for a woman is showering before he shows up to her place of work. liying’s rather particular about not having anything to do with him (”don’t even think about it you fucking weirdo,” is a little more accurate), but natsume knows just how to get through the door without looking too dressy - presentable but not nearly boyfriend worthy. no chance of any professional accidents here.

a well timed entry during her lunch break is key.

sweet talking her receptionist, a gentle knock at her door, right before he walks in without permission, a big lunch box in hand. 

“liying!”

kicks that expensive ass door shut, before he realizes he might have scuffed it and crouches down to inspect. “i brought food. and wine. please gossip with me.” 

it sounds even more pathetic when he wipes off the shoe mark with the edge of his sleeve, pouting at her before he stands up to his full height and saunters over to the couch thats usually reserved for bickering couples. he wonders if anyone’s ever fucked here. 

natsume sets down the lunchbox on the clear glass table before relaxing onto the couch, lounging as if he owns the place. 

so far, her day is looking pretty good. the clients that walked out minutes before seemed more content than they were two hours ago. mowgli didn’t put up a fight when she had to leave for work, so her ankles are scratch-free. more importantly, she didn’t have any clients until later in the afternoon, so that gives her a good few hours to relax, maybe catch up on a few episodes of crash landing on you or take a short nap on the couch.

those plans are promptly thrown out the window when an all too familiar heathen bursts in through the doors.

she doesn’t bother to stifle the annoyed groan that slips past her lips, eyes narrowed at natsume’s crouched figure. “how the fuck did you get in?” she’d been hoping she wouldn’t have to explicitly ban him from her office, but that might have to change soon.

unfortunately, liying’s always been open to bribery with food and wine, even if coming from him of all people. “surprised to see that you cleaned up for once.” she mutters as she eyes the lunchbox in front of her, tentatively unclasping the lid only to lean back in her seat. “where’s the wine?” still, she will not be swayed so easily by the likes of him.

sip sip

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what’s up gang 8) i’m milky and i’m v excited to be part of this heist squad with liying a.k.a. remy (yea you read that right)! when she’s not in some high rise office counselling couples on the brink of divorce, she’s the president club’s expert in firearms 🔫 her bio can be found here if you’re interested and her profile over here. i’ll leave a quick summary plus some more tidbits of info under the cut! if you’d like to plot, pls give this a like and i’ll shoot you a message ✌️

bio summary: the only child of two high-up members of a triad. pretty chill upbringing regardless of that tbh bc her parents had a good rl with the bossman even though their definition of fun was taking liying to the shooting range. many home videos of that with her dad cheering her on from behind the camera. despite the whole training her to be proficient with firearms thing, they never let her get involved with their work and insisted on her pursuing other things. so she did and moved to shanghai for uni then travelled for a bit before settling in seoul with a counselling job and a side hustle where she can put her talents to use

ok now that that’s over with,,

codename is remy bc of remington, the firearms company, NOT the chef rat!!!!!!

recruited via craigslist when she got drunk and existential during a trip in florida with her friends in 2014

also dyed her hair pink during that trip a la the fantasy mv u love to see it!

has a scruffy cat called mowgli who’s a piece of shit that loves everyone but her 😔

“how’d you get those scars” “cat.”

takes mowgli out on walks too

hidden collection of firearms in her apartment obvs

yeah there’s a pistol buried in the potted fern plant

has shit stamina and it shows lmao pls dont make her run its not in her contract

doesn’t really know why she pursued this whole marriage counselling thing but it pays well and some stories can be entertaining though she’s not really meant to discuss them bc of ~confidentiality~ but slide her enough drinks and she just might

can be too honest when she disapproves of something and will voice it out

confident with her skills, borderline arrogant tbh 🤭

yes she’s a licensed counsellor but pls don’t unload your emotional baggage on her unless you’re paying her :*

club members get a 20% discount!

will flesh out her personality more as i write bc i cannot put it into words rn sdfkjlsdjkhl

but i present to you... liying vibes: x x x x x

also discord for plotting is yakult stan#0955

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