A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT
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Been working in pest control for 3 months now and i can confidently say that nobody on earth seems to understand that sometimes You Will See A Bugs and that's Normal if you live literally anywhere with oxygen
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Ursula K. Le Guin
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“u look tired” thanks i stayed up all night thinking and obsessing over things i have no controI over.
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Tv shows need 20 episode seasons because you used yo be able to make a whole episode that was just a dream sequences with no consequences and nobody got mad if you played around with no plot because there where 19 other episodes of plot
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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
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Literally me
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"why would you leave this in the tags??" on the leave it in the tags website?
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average aging Tumblr adult active here since 2014 when they scroll past werewolf boyfriend posts in the year of our lord 2024
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messing around with a new brush/tool
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was your first phone a flip phone?
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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally
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I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there
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