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If the age gap in SJM novels upsets you, consider this: it takes 500 years for a man to reach emotional maturity, and only around 20 years for women.

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I think if a fairy showed up at my house like yeah they are not real but there is narrative precedent for that. a fairy, if it existed, would show up at a house. i just need to suspend one disbelief everything else tracks. it's a big surprise, but a singular one. i would know how to get with the programm pretty quick.

if a walrus knocked at my door there would be many more fucking questions than one. a walrus showing up at my house? knowing that knocking is the required social etiquette? having reasons to knock on my door and somehow the ability to do that despite having no arms? said walrus coming to me of all people?? a walrus being real is the least of my concerns at that point why the fuck does it need my help what kind of problem can I solve that a socially aware and apparently findextrous walrus fucking can't

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Just a timelapse.

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A Court Of Thorns and Roses —Dust Jacket of this Officially Licensed Art by the phenomenal @bethgilbert_art !

Taking it all the way back to the start of our girl Feyre’s journey! 🥹 There is no end of love for Beth and the way she pieces things together and then improves them by miles 🛐

Available for pre-orders on my etsy now! ☺️

Characters all belong to @therealsjmaas & here is a look at the original trilogy together!

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Pedro Pascal wins Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series for The Last of Us at the 2024 Screen Actors Guild Awards

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Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

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Fate/stay night (2006)

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my hot take

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We cross the lake at nightfall. Hide the boats and continue on foot. We approach Mordor from the north.

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making your dad real proud here kid

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are you baby yoda af? [insp] | [mando af]

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Jedi Cat Meme

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Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

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Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.